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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"I am like a box of Cracker Jacks. You look for the prize never knowing what a could be. "
I always get the crappy toy that doesn't work. |
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"My long term goal in life is happinest."
That's the noundjective form of the word. |
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"I feel that i'm a very sentive and lovable girl."
Maybe you should cut back on the Chanel #5. |
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"My future mate could be the fry cook at Hardees or the CEO of a bank."
Oddly, both are likely getting financial assistance from the government. |
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"what would i do on a first date... are these people serious who come up with these questions.... lol.. in other words will they kiss an tell what happens on their dates..."
I think you missed the point... but at least I know what to expect now.... |
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" I am not out looking to change someone into the perfect mate but to accept you for who you are. "
From the Cosmo article entitled, "Things Women Say That They Don't Really Mean". |
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"I go to college right now and work. My ultimate goal is to find a job in the field I am going to school for right now"
Huh. The logic is impeccable. And inexplicit. |
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Edited by
LilOlMeFromSD
on
Tue 10/19/10 04:02 PM
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"not really looking for anything serious just a good time... but anyways im not paying for this"
I know the economy is bad but I highly doubt prostitutes have begun to offer freebies. |
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"I would like someone to make me spend time with them."
Well, if I have to make you spend time with me that could be a problem. |
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"im not much of a book reader."
As long as you can read a license plate though... |
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"I like to camping hinking , swimming, motercycing , and takeing pic and going out to eat"
Is there any type of equipment rental involved in hinking? |
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(Seeking) "someone thats straight out"
...of the closet? |
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"ONE MORE THING I AM NOT WASTING TIME ON WOMEN ON HERE THAT CANT DECIDE WHETHER TO GO ON A DATE OR NOT MAKE UP YOUR DAM MIND IF YA WANT TO SEE ME YOU WRITE ME A MESSAGE CAUSE I AM NOT WASTING MY TIME WITH IT ANYMORE...."
I'm sensing anger... |
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"My reluctance to place an ad comes from reading the ads others have placed"
You should have trusted your gut. |
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"I'm a homeowner with a dog."
Usually their credit score is prohibitive. |
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"I really need to stop farting."
I be there's a site for that. |
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"Hi hmmm they tell me to decribe myself. i hate this part because i feel some people put to much and then you know everything about them almost."
Almost. Everything I need to know, at least. |
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"I like all animals so don't shy away if you have a cat, I think they are hilarious."
I could see women avoiding Alf if they had a cat but, do you really think this is why you are single? |
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Edited by
LilOlMeFromSD
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Tue 10/19/10 09:27 PM
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"I miss you and am really close to my area to help from them later"
Um, what the hell? Does this have something to do with alien abductions? |
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"Im a teacher/coach/auctioneer, and Im kinda quiet until I get to feel comfortable around you, then look out."
Teacher, huh? I never would've guessed. No, seriously, I never would have guessed that about you. |
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