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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"I've learned a lot in my past relationships and I know what I want and want I don't want."
You almost had it. |
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"i only read the news"
You have your television set to Caption Mode? |
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"I'm that one guy...you know the type"
Omg! You mean the one my mother warned me about? |
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"i'm looking for man for future-to be with him all my life....But this person must be human"
Got tired of the pangolins, huh? |
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"I would like to find good man in USA like my niece."
If your niece is a man, you have other problems. So does she, uh, he, uh..... |
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"You will be very happy if you find me here."
Apparently this involves some sort of delayed reaction. |
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"What is that feeling that sometimes strikes you when you see a very lovely woman?"
"Time to change the channel." |
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"They would probley describe me as very easy going, laid back, humorous, understanding, bla.bla."
Are you herding sheep? |
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"music is fun times slasa."
I'm not here to do math. |
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"My diet has been Vegan/mucusless/blood type."
Must be some new kind of vampire. |
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"I'm a laid back kinda guy. I'm usually really shy at first, but I usually open up faster to the more beautiful girls"
Yes, I've heard of this. I believe the medical professionals refer to it as 'Shallow.' |
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"my toung is periced"
I told you to stop trying to type with it. People never listen. |
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"I haven't read many books, but the last one I read was Wagons West Independence and it wasn't to bad??"
You're asking me? |
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(Ideal Date) "as long are it go good it dont matter"
Is this how you talk? I want to know before I end up in public with you. |
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"I,m irish and need someone to show me the sights."
Yes, the Irish are notoriously bad at finding things. |
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"I'm not sure what to say, but I am a laid back and easy going girl"
Well, THAT wasn't it.... |
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"love to work and party if you can hang i here"
I'm completely lost. |
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"I am a godd natured person"
Can you do something about these locusts? |
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"I am double jointed..??? How do you really answer that question?"
I don't. It's your question. You answer it. |
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"I'm ready to join the land of the living."
Never expected to see Persephone on here. |
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