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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7
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Wed 10/20/10 04:43 PM
"I guess the hardest thing to do on one of these posts is to say something clever and funny enough for someone to reply to me."

You're probably right, since no one seems to be able to manage it.


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Wed 10/20/10 04:44 PM
"I would like to meet someone, professional,sincere, honest,sociable person, with an open mine"

You are NOT stealing my coal, sorry.


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Wed 10/20/10 04:45 PM
"I`m a person short"

Better go look for him, he may have wandered off into the bad district.


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Wed 10/20/10 04:49 PM
"My goals are you go higer"

Half-horse, half-tiger. I'm not entirely sure that's possible.

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Wed 10/20/10 04:58 PM
"I would like to meet someone who is over 60, because I think they are more responsible and they have been their and know what they want and how to treat people."

And they can't chase you when you steal their wallets.


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Wed 10/20/10 05:01 PM
"im good in readind"

What about in writind?


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Wed 10/20/10 05:06 PM
"I am a normal person, may be to smart for some kind of man, due to that fact I am divorce since too long time ago..."

I'm not sure how this makes you smarter than other people, but whatever....

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Wed 10/20/10 08:42 PM
"my profile is dry dull and boring, do not let it fool you.


I don't think it's fooling anyone.

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Wed 10/20/10 08:48 PM
"I am well seasoned"........


huh hmmmmmm scary!laugh

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Wed 10/20/10 08:51 PM
"looking for a fun sporadic guy"


You mean a guy that that shows up every one without much notice?

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Wed 10/20/10 08:52 PM
"I am a Leo/Virgo and that makes me one of a kind"


You do understand what "one of a kind" means, yes?

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Thu 10/21/10 06:06 PM
"I love to go to the movies even tho they try to mug you for a thing of popcorn."


You were mugged for popcorn?

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Thu 10/21/10 06:11 PM
"Looking for attractive wild partying female animals!"


Bestiality? Eww.

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Thu 10/21/10 06:22 PM
"I am a goal driven person, who when trying to accomplish something makes sure I do so before being done."


For most people, you can't classify it as an accomplishment until after it's done. However, there's a special few who the rules are turned around for....

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Thu 10/21/10 09:42 PM
"DO not message me because you think you would look good in my pants. "


I don't look good in plaid.

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Thu 10/21/10 09:46 PM
"I just hate being lied to. so I am very honest."


Just because you don't like it doesn't mean I do.

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Thu 10/21/10 09:51 PM
"i recently graduated and am just working as a pawn broker "


Was your degree in questionable loans?

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Fri 10/22/10 02:28 AM
"I have nothing to hide and do expect the same in a relationship that is going to last."


What if it's not going to last? Will half disclosure work for ya'?

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Fri 10/22/10 02:29 AM
"I enjoy a beer or 2 with friends and family, so no tea toddlers unless there will never be an issue."


Yes, those little curtain climbers will trip ya' when you're drunk!

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Fri 10/22/10 02:29 AM
"I do shave my head because, well, the hair was going quickly anyway and I really dislike the BOZO the clown look."


That's probably a good thing. I hear people are afraid of clowns.

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