Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"And so whats up with you guts."
Just a little intestinal bug, I'm sure. |
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"Well so, I am pretty lazy about things that I am skeptical about, so I am not all that sure how much effort will be done on my part on this site."
Should have just left it blank. |
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"I'm single not Stephen King."
Well, damn, I was looking for Stephen King. |
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"One who knows how to laugh but can also be series when needed."
How can one be a series? |
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"Born and race as a pacific islander and proud of it."
Are you on the Olympic team? |
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"iam a strat forword tipe of person and not the best speller"
They say the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. |
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"would like to meet some one down to earth"
There appears to be plenty for you to choose from. |
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"I am divorced and even happier about that. My ex wife had two kids for two of my good friends so my outlook on lots have changed."
While you were together? |
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"ask me later when I know if there is anything to do other then cow tipping"
Welcome to my world. |
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"I DONT REALLY HAVE A STORY, BUT I HAD TO TYPE SOMETHING HERE, SO IF U WANNA KNOW ASK...imderanged AND THATS AT HOT MALE"
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! |
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"She must not be a FUN hatter!"
What the hell is that? |
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"I,m irish and need someone to show me the sights." Yes, the Irish are notoriously bad at finding things. Like apostrophes. |
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"I,m irish and need someone to show me the sights." Yes, the Irish are notoriously bad at finding things. Like apostrophes. It would be much easier for them if they were called O'Postrophes. |
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"Hello Am Very serious woman looking for alonely man to take life with."
No thank you, Susan Atkins. |
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"i speech french and English"
Good for you. |
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"i got attacked by a flying monkey but if you message me youll find out more about that."
I'm sure he had a good reason. Maybe he read your profile. |
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"i play the violn for 23 years"
And you still don't know how to spell it. |
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"To avoid a confusion I would like to tell you that I am from the country Turkmenistan but not Turkey."
Well, I don't think I can talk to you anymore. |
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"Wherever it says i'm fom turkey or whatever, i'm not. I'm in Colonial Heights Virginia"
Why don't you people get a damn map? |
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"Well,I am going to be a single mom soon becuase of my mistake to give love to someone who did't care about me at all even now I have pregnant with him 1 months. He lefts me like a dog"
How's the dog holding up? |
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