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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"in a lonely relationship, I give 110% I get very little in return. I don't mind treating you like a princess 6 days a week..."
Let me guess. Even God rested on the seventh day? |
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"I am but hopelessly dreamy about a girl that I recently met. I can't continue to pretend that I want to meet someone better than her. I'm lucky, she's lucky, we might be in love."
Wouldn't it have been quicker to just deactivate your profile? Or, did you keep it up just in case your/her luck changes? |
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"Um, what else? I suck at describing myself...."
Ya' don't say? |
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"Last thing, motocross is a huge part of my life and the kids...you don't have to be a pro rider...but just understand and be supportive. If you can ride though...ten extra points. If you want to learn to ride...that's 7."
You have a...point system? |
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(Man seeking Woman) "I am looking for her dont know what shes like but we'll have to see when we meet. If you would like to chat or think i could be her let me know."
Unless you are transgendered, I highly doubt you are the woman you have been looking for. |
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(Ideal Date) "who ever can hit it off soon as we meet"
Is a giant mosquito attacking you? |
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(Man Seeking...) "im here looking for the same ting you are so if you want lets talk."
I'm looking for a man. Does that make you gay? |
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"I picked rock on my parent's family farm." What were your other options? Other Option: Chain gang in 'bama |
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"I'm always down."
Try anti-depressants. |
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Edited by
LilOlMeFromSD
on
Sat 10/16/10 11:38 PM
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(Ideal Date) "like tattoos on girls ride harley davidsons.rockin roll,moives,just chilling some times, guns and ****."
How much head trauma does one have to endure before you begin to believe this is an ideal first date? |
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"I want to go back to collage."
I get tired of gluing all those small pictures together. |
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"My friends say they are going to make a photo album of my million facial expressions. "
Sounds like your friends need a life too. |
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"I like people that have a spontaneous sense of humor."
I love it when a sense of humor just suddenly decides to run off to Cancun for the weekend. |
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"I picked rock on my parent's family farm." What were your other options? Other Option: Chain gang in 'bama Now that I think about it, I would have picked paper. Paper covers rock. |
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"sick of the bar sceen but still like to go once in awhile to play darts your pool."
Now I know how I got those holes in my water wings. |
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"I'm a very open minded person. Looking for that special someone to spend quality time with. I'm not concerned with your race because your race don't define you. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" To avoid the confusion you should probably begin by mentioning the narcolepsy. |
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"I'm a very open minded person. Looking for that special someone to spend quality time with. I'm not concerned with your race because your race don't define you. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" To avoid the confusion you should probably begin by mentioning the narcolepsy. Absolutely classic, Tngxl65! Thank you! 
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"all caing the music"
Huh? |
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"Havent really read more books than stephen king dean koontz or the bible (hmmm that sounds weird out loud lol)"
I agree. |
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"I am not looking to rush things just would like somebody who is out to ingage in a companion...."
I usually engage in conversation but I'm open to new things. |
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