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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"im blunt to the point in your face but not disrespectful..."
Yes, I don't know why people would think 'in your face' could be construed as 'disrespectful'. |
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"I'm not necessarily looking for someone who belongs to a religion but someone who has beliefs."
I believe I can fly by flapping my arms really fast. Will that work for ya'? |
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"I want to find a MAN who wants something out of life.. i understand what it takes to get and keep a man.. I AM A KEEPER"
Well, holy fricken bat apples! Share the secret, damn it! |
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"just as long as im with somebody thats not boring the hell outta me....i have a great personality and can talk to pretty much anybody."
As long as they aren't boring the hell outta' ya', right? |
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"LOOKS ARE NOT IMPORTANT BECAUSE A PERSONALITY WILL TRULY MAKE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE."
No, that's genetics. |
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"I am looking for a long term relationship for the fact that I do have 3 children."
Check with Maury. He will find your baby daddy. |
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"looking for a good-humoured husband, who is ready to have a serious relationship."
The word 'husband' implies that he's already in a serious relationship, doesn't it? |
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"Maybe sit at a bar and grill and enjoy a few drinks and conversation over a good game or fight."
Do you mean like a WWF fight or a barroom brawl? I would like to know if I have to bring my mace beforehand. |
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"Instead of saying eleven, twelve, and thirteen .. I think we should all start saying onetyone, onteytwo, and onetythree."
Um, let me think about this.....No! |
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"And finally don't assume ya know whats on every man's mind . Trust me ya don't , and only god dos. "
"Dos." Is that God's last name? |
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"A romantic when you'd least expect it."
Look, Pal, the last time that happened I didn't think the preacher was ever going to let you back into church. |
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"I found out that I haven't lost my funny side, I just had it misplaced fir a while."
Was it behind that tree? |
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"I would truely enjoy the feeling of romancing the pants off that someone who desires the so much i have to offer."
If I had a nickle... |
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"My mate picking skills have always failed me..."
Man, can I identify with you! |
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"it is completely possible that there is NOT someone for everyone as most people believe."
Hopelessness seems like more of a repellent in the dating world. I'm just saying... |
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"this computer dating stuff kind of makes me feel like a stocker."
Are you having flashbacks of putting groceries on shelves? |
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"I'm as much intellectual as dedicated"
Since we don't know anything about you either way, that's not much help. |
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"mistery, let's leave everything a mistery"
Like "Where the hell did you go to school?" |
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"I love excitement, thrills and taking risks `to a curtain extent`."
What risks are involved in draperies? |
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"isnt it your job to find me, or anyone else, unique?"
Not until a.) they pay me, and b.) someone comes up with a better line than that. |
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