"I was born to desire the simplicity of life in Africa."


Well sure. The dysentery. The dry, unforgiving soil. The genocide. How much more simple of a life could you desire?

"I love playing any competitive sports, pool, basketball, volleyball are some of my favorites and lets not forget Cornhole"


From context I am going to assume you mean the bean bag toss game.

" IM A REALLY KOOL CHICK I DONT LIKE DRAMA I LOVE TO CHILL AND HANG OUT BUT IM ALL ABOUT MY MONEY I DONT LIKE TO ASK PEOPLE FOR ANYTHING AND I WORK HARD FOR ALL I HAVE SO I DONT HAVE TO I HAVE A SOFT SPOT IN MY LIFE TO HELP OTHERS I LOVE MUSIC I SING I WIRTE AND I LOVE POEMS ALSO ALL THE WAY AROUND IM A WOMAN BEOFRE ANYTHING I FULL FIGURED VERY PRETTY AND IM ABOUT MINE ALL DAY LOVE NO GAMES JUST THE TRUTH AND THATS WHAT IT IS"


I've never gotten the whole "all uppercase" thing, but this one is special since there's also not a single mark of punctuation.

"ILOVE HARLEYS AN LIKE BEING OUT SIDE PLAYING CORN HOLE, FISHING OR WHAT EVER."

I bet there's a cornhole league in this region.

"no pets please fish are ok"


What about sea monkeys? In or out?

I" would like to meet the man of my life. I trust love will find us and put together in the same street."

A massive car crash could accomplish the same thing....

"I like to play tennis, go to the movies, the theater, go out to have dinner and to have cossy conversation."

I never get tired of talking about cossy.

"It's difficult to talk myself."

That's why ventriloquism is so popular.

"well...hmzzz im not the kind of person who thinks that there are impossible things."

OK, let's see you walk to the moon.

"when its possible, i have 3 children."

And the rest of the time....?

"I love me job."

Are you a pirate?

"want to find a man that likes the same biligual."

That's not even a word, you just made that up.

"HOBBIES: LEER"

Does that really qualify as a hobby?

"Good soil to study very much in epoch of classes but I never
lose the desires of getting addicted playing playstation,
to connect in the msn, to go of travel constant, to be the
adventurous one"

I hate the ones you have to unscramble.

"i'm looking for man for future-to be with him all my life....But this person must be human.......i want to find human."

Damn aliens and their genetic experiments....

"I can be very sarcastic when I put my mind to it."

It should come naturally, you shouldn't have to work at it.

"I concern to the person as to value."

But are you laid back and easy going?

"Hi I like to trave to sanny places"

Well, if you're just going to make up a bunch of silly words, forget it.

"music is fun times slasa."


I'm not here to do math.

"I work with cars insurance but i really want to study gastronomymy"

My my....