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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"I like to meet somebody very realistic,honest,lovely person That want to share a friendship and the rest live it to the destinity."
Destinity? |
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"In my first date I would like to have something to drink, then go for a walk and talk a lot."
Lose the walk, and you're my ex-wife. |
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"looking for my bad boy w/ good heart"
Dude. Wait, what? |
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"ONE LAST TIME"
You said that last time. |
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"Real woman....Lookin 4 That Kinda MAN..."
What kind of man? A real woman kind of man? They were right...we have become nothing more than men obsessed with our vanity. |
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"1. Talk about your hobbies.
2. Talk about your goals/aspirations 3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique. 4. Your taste in music. 1. Talk about your hobbies. 2. Talk about your goals/aspirations 3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique. 4. Your taste in music" Is this your profile? Or mine? |
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"I am a good listner"
But not so much a good speller. |
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"I have alot of good quilities about me."
By preference? Or have you just not discovered the ball point pen? |
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"maybe you are the one with my glass slipper!"
My advice to you.... avoid men that have a supply of women's shoes. |
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"Im workiing for a good guy someone who will be my other half"
Those work relationships can be complicated. |
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"i was born an raised in new orleans til the hurricane came round, now im stuck in ohio"
Tornadoes blow you to Oz. Hurricanes blow you to.....Ohio? |
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"i would take them straight to the hush room ihave huge juggz with milk for the boyz who are bad are badder and naughty too lol cum have whole milk my butt have pimples all over it but it is nice and round too just rite for them bad boys too spank woome now boyys"
An artist... and her profile is her canvas. |
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"would like to meet someone who makes me smile. warm, romantic. want to be treated like a princess and will treat him like a king."
As long as the queen doesn't find out, all is good. And now that I think about it, the whole "princess/king" metaphor sounds a little bit kinky. Aside from the obvious Lolita implications, there's also a very likely incestual overtone. I mean how else is a king going to have access to a princess? Or maybe I'm reading too much in to it...... |
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"Hello there. I am 21 years old. I have 2 children. I reeeally don't like describing myself because I am too many things all in one and it is hard to put in such a small box lol. "
How would you know? You didn't even try. |
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"I love writing poetry and collecting faeries."
You just pin them to a cork board? |
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"basiclly i have three kids had one man for a long time then he went to prison and left us for a very long time so yes ready to date"
I'm no psychic, but I'm seeing a potential problem in 5 to 10. |
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"I have dogs and cats and kids (they are all older)."
Yeah, I'm looking for a woman with a bunch of old cats. |
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"I like tall men, preferrable not too think"
I seem to run into this a lot. |
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"Im very mature and sountaneus."
What does that mean? You make random noises? |
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"I'm twenty-years old. like all people I have got a history and a past. It comes with age."
Thanks for clearing that up. |
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