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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"I search for man which can be a line in a difficult minute which will find a key to my heart."
I'm sorry, you'll have to rewrite that, it's a bit awkward. |
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"My purpose Consists in finding the man, which could think of marriage with me."
So all they have to do is think it? |
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"Still searching for that special love of my life in the hide and seek."
That almost never works once you're past third grade. |
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"I would like to find good man who wnant to get merid and have a good family.I can be a goog wife ?"
You could marry a search engine. |
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I was wondering if you would like to write me I find you a very handsome and very sexy looking man! You look like someone who would treat me good. And you look like a really fun guy!!!
Maybe you could write me here,  A GOV-E-MAIL ADDY,,,NOT at the sight SHE wrote me from..
Been there done that! And she was really starting to impress me. 
    
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Must like men. I'm not joking.
Luggage okay, but no extra baggage. 
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"well me and my boyfreind we like to have some fun with ppl, i think you know what FUN mean :)"
I hope you're talking about Yahtzee. |
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"My goal is to get my Mastes degree within the next year."
Yes, it's important to be a Mastes. |
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"To be nobody but myself, in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else, means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight, and never stop fighting."
Well, there's always plagiarism. |
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"im a lady like her job and also i like the life, i like traviling, walking on sea."
We'll need some verification on this one. |
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"I feel kind of weird selling myself here, but i'll try."
You might have better luck in front of the liquor store. |
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"I'm interesting in going to the beach & talking with the sea!"
I can't imagine there's much intellectual stimulation going on there. Well, it's probably better that way.... |
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"i appreciate learning new things that i dont know."
learning things that you do know really doesn't count. |
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"Like to cook a bit homely type of person." Don't they even try to get away? Ve haff vayz off bendink you to our vill. LMAO |
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"I have an extremely interesting personality and enjoy a great deal of sleep."
Being so interesting can be really exhausting. |
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"I am person standing on the ground hard."
You'll still be on the ground even if you loosen up a little. |
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"prefere not to say... ....My nick name is gyhjkl;dzfgcjybhnk;ml....I Have aszdfryui[p"
Not sure what to do about the nickname, but I think they have antibiotics for the other. |
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"I am outspoken and upfront and will probably annoy the balls off of every guy who dares to reach out and make contact, but then I guess that separates the men from the boys eh?"
Perhaps this isn't the best way to set yourself apart. |
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"I translate ethnic slurs for asylum seekers, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row."
At least the cliches have something to do with dating. |
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"I descovered that if you love life, life will love you back."
And I have discovered how to use the spell check. Most of the time. |
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