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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"talk is cheaper then paying for it."
That might be the worst mixed metaphor ever. |
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"An "Ugly Duckling" looking for a man who can give me gentle hand ,warm arm and true love for long life,and initiative in the first date."
Not all of us are into ducks, however.... |
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"message me if you are highly intelligent but don't make a big deal out of it."
Then what's the point? |
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"No body can go back and start a new beginning, but everyone can start today and make a new ending."
Thanks, Mr. Applewhite. |
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"looking for a man i am looking for..."
Have you tried the Department of Redundancy Department? |
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"I am happy. Plkjfsjfoijupoeiaupiofjaskdjvapifuaposfijpoaij okjsdfpioaufepoijakldfj I would like to search for a friend. fjakl;jfs;ijfopaiufpoeijalk.I want to make sure this is
legitimate." Talking Martian isn't going to help. |
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"It's not very easy to describe a person like me, not that I have a complex personality but I'm something a little bit more than a lady lol."
Are you Gamera? |
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"I'm looking for a healthy, normal man."
And yet you're on a dating site. |
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"i AM YOUNG AT HEART EASY GOING AND OPEN MINDEDi AM YOUNG AT HEART
EASY GOING AND OPEN MINDEDi AM YOUNG AT HEART EASY GOING AND OPEN MINDEDi AM YOUNG AT HEART EASY GOING AND OPEN MINDED" Oooooh, someone should really change the newspapers at the bottom of your cage..... |
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"i work for a certain company"
Oh, I hear they're great to work for. |
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"the thing i am most passionate about are making a change in someone elses life."
So many of my exes are on here.... |
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"How do people unsubscribe from this site ????????? ??? ???????
#### %%%%%%%%% $$$$$$$$$$))))))))000 )))))))))))) (((((((((( ***************************** ++++++++++ ^^^^^^^^^^^^ &&&&&&&&&&&****************" Apparently not like that. |
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"I aspires to be a good role model."
Or an English teacher. |
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"Am unique because am simple and i like educating people on hiv and aids."
Yeah, you're definitely the only one who ever talks about those. |
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"I am a Liberian."
Can you help me find a book? |
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"Ive been doing the dating thing for sometime now with no success and honestly I'm done with the bullsh#t... So I thought I'd given this thing a serious try."
Obviously you haven't been doing the online dating thing for very long. It has the same distinct smell. |
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"Im a mother of 2 boys younger son is very athletic and we love the Pittsburg Steelers."
Basically this says to me that the other son enjoys torturing animals or is an arsonist. |
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"I collect small alchol bottles"
Sounds like a rationalization to me. |
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"I'm a pretty easy going person who likes to have fun and adventure. Oh great - it says my description is too short - what do they want. Just mindless typing????? "
That's usually the result, one way or another. |
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" i love love love tottooes."
I love it when he shouts, "The planes! The planes!" |
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