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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Tue 08/17/10 06:12 PM
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"I love kids I currently working on getting my secondary education degree."
Uhm.... maybe start with getting a primary education. |
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"LETS JUST GO AHEAD AND GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY.....IF YOU ARE MESSAGING ME AND YOUR PRIMARY INTEREST IS TO TAKE ME OUT AND HOOK UP AND HAVE SEX WITH ME....THEN DO NOT MESSAGE ME"
At least let me say you have very ample cleavage. |
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"I am tired of being a mom and would like to move on. "
Somebody should warn the children. |
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"well, im 5'9 im a thick girl, i have blue eyes and I have long."
What a coincidence. I have large. |
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"What's up with this thing asking for your intrest and the tells you to talk about your hobbies?"
Telemarketer? Survey? Dating site? How am I supposed to know? |
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Thanks for the laughs, I really needed it today.
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"I apologize to the ones I don't respond to, But I don't have time to write a nice rejection letter. So to save you and me both time, i just delete and move on. :) Nothing personal."
I just assumed my emails weren't going through. |
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" I AM LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS AND TAKE CARE OF HIS ****!!"
Well, I can wipe my own arse, if that's what you mean. |
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"i am in my 2nd year of colleage studying to be a nurse!"
But doctor, I thought the chart said "enema", not "anemia". |
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"so if u would like to know more just ask or take a risk you never know what might happen"
I'm going out right now to cross the street in heavy traffic. |
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"I wan 2 b entranced 2 b mesmerized by yr manly essence,2 orbid around u,2 exist Nly wit u 4 an eternal moment,2 hear nly yr voice ina room full o noice,2 c nly yr i'z in an ocean o stares!"
I wan aboud a haf a duzzen Tylenols. |
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"I believe that life is a journey and we never really reach a destination."
Really that's more like wandering aimlessly. |
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"I am a girl."
Thanks for clearing that up. I thought maybe you were an armadillo or a helicopter or something. |
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"i'm a real girl."
You mean the other one was fake? |
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"THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ MY PROFILE..."
If you mean scanning for typos, really bad punctuation, very bad metaphors and general incoherence then you are welcome! |
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"I'm not really stubborn and selfish."
But you're at least working on it, right? |
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"i'm a real girl." You mean the other one was fake? I did a very small spit-take on that one. |
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"I not sure what to say here."
Tarzan help. Tarzan ask giraffe what you should say. |
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" i donnt only go by what the person looks like on the outside"
So you cut them open to see what they look like on the inside. |
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"i got attacked by a flying monkey but if you message me youll find out more about that."
Does the monkey have a profile on here? |
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