Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"i like to be happy even if is not possible" Self-delusion is an admirable quality.... How do you suppose they know they like it? |
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"I WANT KNOW SOMEBODY CUT"
Try the emo site. |
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"my goals in life is to be sucefull."
Well, I'm sure there's a lot of suce out there. |
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"I need a man that is able to handle but know what it means to be a lady."
Not that there's anything wrong with that..... |
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"I'm looking for a man that knows what he wants. "
I want to sit in my chair in my underwear all day. Sounds like we're a match. |
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"my cat is cute and I think she is so clever."
Maybe you should let her write your profile. |
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"Standing on toes will be more close to the sun."
It won't make much difference unless your toes are 93 million miles long. |
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"Since I have to I will say that if you take the time to know me you will find that I am actually a very easy going person. "
Yes, they hold a gun to your head until you say it. |
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"it would be fab to meet a good guy."
Let me go see what Ringo is doing. |
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"I am short only 5'2 so bare with me"
I don't get the connection between your height and our need to be naked. |
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"I like with the camera recording side person and the thing."
Sounds sorta technical. |
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"My professional e-commerce network marketing direction."
We call this a sentence fragment. |
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"I love the outdoors; in spring, summer and fall. I hibernate in the winter."
Great! I can keep my winters free. |
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" have two chindren a boy and a girl..they are my everything!!"
I hear chindren make great pets. |
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"I like reading and writing, so you can tell I am sensitive and caring."
Nothing starts the day off like a good non-sequitur. |
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"I have lots of goles."
That's a cross between a gopher and a mole. |
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"My hobby is to read foreign novels, the most favorite is Jane Eyre and Gone with the Wind, from which I learned a lot of reason to do a full knowledge of women."
....terminating at about 1930. Good plan. |
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"And I like singing (expecially in the toilet)."
The acoustics are superb. |
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"I'm just waiting for God to bring my life to me!"
He's a little busy with the "please let me win the lottery" requests. |
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"I just wanna say,I do hate playboy."
How do you feel about Llama Digest? |
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