Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6
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Thu 09/30/10 08:55 PM

"i like to be happy even if is not possible"

Self-delusion is an admirable quality....





How do you suppose they know they like it?

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Thu 09/30/10 08:55 PM
"I WANT KNOW SOMEBODY CUT"

Try the emo site.


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Thu 09/30/10 08:58 PM
"my goals in life is to be sucefull."

Well, I'm sure there's a lot of suce out there.


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Sat 10/02/10 06:12 PM
"I need a man that is able to handle but know what it means to be a lady."


Not that there's anything wrong with that.....

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Sat 10/02/10 06:21 PM
"I'm looking for a man that knows what he wants. "


I want to sit in my chair in my underwear all day. Sounds like we're a match.

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Sat 10/02/10 06:22 PM
"my cat is cute and I think she is so clever."

Maybe you should let her write your profile.


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Sat 10/02/10 06:24 PM
"Standing on toes will be more close to the sun."

It won't make much difference unless your toes are 93 million miles long.

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Sat 10/02/10 06:24 PM
"Since I have to I will say that if you take the time to know me you will find that I am actually a very easy going person. "


Yes, they hold a gun to your head until you say it.

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Sat 10/02/10 06:26 PM
"it would be fab to meet a good guy."

Let me go see what Ringo is doing.


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Sat 10/02/10 06:27 PM
"I am short only 5'2 so bare with me"


I don't get the connection between your height and our need to be naked.

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Sat 10/02/10 06:28 PM
"I like with the camera recording side person and the thing."

Sounds sorta technical.


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Sat 10/02/10 06:29 PM
"My professional e-commerce network marketing direction."

We call this a sentence fragment.

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Sat 10/02/10 06:32 PM
"I love the outdoors; in spring, summer and fall. I hibernate in the winter."


Great! I can keep my winters free.

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Sat 10/02/10 06:36 PM
" have two chindren a boy and a girl..they are my everything!!"


I hear chindren make great pets.

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Sat 10/02/10 06:38 PM
"I like reading and writing, so you can tell I am sensitive and caring."


Nothing starts the day off like a good non-sequitur.


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Sat 10/02/10 06:44 PM
"I have lots of goles."

That's a cross between a gopher and a mole.


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Sat 10/02/10 06:47 PM
"My hobby is to read foreign novels, the most favorite is Jane Eyre and Gone with the Wind, from which I learned a lot of reason to do a full knowledge of women."

....terminating at about 1930. Good plan.


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Sat 10/02/10 06:48 PM
"And I like singing (expecially in the toilet)."

The acoustics are superb.


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Sat 10/02/10 06:50 PM
"I'm just waiting for God to bring my life to me!"


He's a little busy with the "please let me win the lottery" requests.

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Sat 10/02/10 06:52 PM
"I just wanna say,I do hate playboy."


How do you feel about Llama Digest?