Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"the secound and therd meeting is allways the best"
Unless you're at a spelling bee. |
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"I usually think people who resort to dating web sites are losers."
I don't think anyone has ever questioned that. |
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I dont get it, are these lil quotes you snag off of profiles????
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I dont get it, are these lil quotes you snag off of profiles???? Yeah, this is a long-standing multi-part thread that has been going on for a very long time. We find profiles on other sites and make fun of them. I like to think of it as a public service, so people know what NOT to put in their profiles. Not that anybody listens, but, for some of us, this is our whole purpose in life. Well, this and Sudoku.... |
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oh okay, well my profile sux hard. But then again Sudoku is pretty hard too.
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"i don't know i don't know i'm not surewho knows. i don't know. what?not sure"
Sometimes I find myself asking "Why is this in a profile?" |
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oh okay, well my profile sux hard. But then again Sudoku is pretty hard too. It's OK, we don't use profiles from this site. Too much potential for awkwardness! |
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sounds like they were on lsd and got a lil paranoid when they logged on , haha.
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"i am looking for something unique and looking forward to meeting you all."
Well, which is it? |
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" I love music, and truely believe my whole day can be changed by a song. "
Is it that song by Vanilla Ice? |
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"Live in PSL with my Boxer who is like my child."
I assume you're talking about Mike Tyson. |
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"i love too pet animals.one of my goals is too become some type of animal myself.what makes me unique is, i plan too be a male dog."
This is why it's so important to fund stem cell research. |
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"My hobbies involve the outside."
Cow tipping? Mud wrestling? Storm chasing? |
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"NO FLIRTS PLEASE...IF YOUR NOT CAPABLE OF WRITING A SENTENCE, DON'T BOTHER CONTACTING ME! SORRY"
haha |
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"I've been married once, and as my Mom says, I was IN LUV not In Love."
When I say it, they sound pretty much the same. |
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"EW YUCK GROSS"
Your cat really shouldn't be eating lasagna. |
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"One time I bought a pack of "caps" from a souvenir store, took them outside, sat on a curb, and started popping them with a rock."
Sorry. I nodded off in the middle of your story. |
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"You should be a relaxed, easy going guy."
I should be a lot of things. |
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"this program has me listed in afghanistan i live in indiana in the us."
Six of one.... |
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"Thank you for stopping by, and I pray that God blesses you in your search. Sully no space nuggets at y'a who dot."
It's like the meds wore off in mid paragraph.... |
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