pretty simple really. luv 2 have fun i like shootn pool drag racing hanging out with frnds. much more just ask

Can I buy a vowel, please?

"I do not like to ramble on about stupid hobbies."


How about you skip to the non-stupid ones then.

"I am down to earth and love metal.

I have no idea what else to say. I am only rambling now because this stupid thing will not let me create a profile unless I go on and on. Sigh."



I love a good conversationalist.

"no no no no no no no no no no no no no noooooono no no no no no no no no no no no no noooooono no no no no no no no no no no no no noooooono no no no no no no no no no no no no noooooono no no no no no no no no no no no no noooooono no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no no noooooo no no no no no no no no noooooono no no no no no no no no no no no no noooooono no no no no no no no no no no no no noooooo"



I'm going to ask one last time.....

"I am a mommy to be- baby due in January!"


Is there some special type that goes to dating sites looking for expectant mothers?

" I just lost my friend on August 5th. He was hit by a car on July 4th. He was in the hospital && was in a coma but was coming out of it but he caught pnemonia && he wasn't getting enough oxygen to his brain && his lungs didn't want to function && they just just stopped working && he went. We was really close! We dated 3 yrs ago && was one of the best relationships i was in. I cry about everyday! I miss him so much! "


This is really more of a story for your therapist. I just want to know if you're down to earth and easy going.

Do they come with Ketchup, Or ranch?

"Can we see the beauty of a sun set? Or the fog rising in the early morning!"



How else would we know it was there?

"kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkffgggfgfgfgfgfggfggggvfg"



Looks like your machine gun jammed.

Too bad I can't post the pic here, but I loved this one.... the profile picture was a digital photo of an aged polaroid pic.....

"the funny thing is just when you think you find them then pow it all goes hayward"



Maybe it's some kind of "needle in a haystack" reference.

"I'm just me. Love me or hate me it doesn't matter"


It kind of matters to me.

"looking for a good man. that has ambitions in life. still says it to short need 4 sentences this looks long enough to me"



I can't understand why it would think your one, masterful sentence wasn't enough.

"blah blah blah blah blah grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm stuffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff"

There's a dog and a dumb guy behind you.....

"I love design even though i couldn't have change to finish to study."

I've got 35 cents if that would help.

"i am studing to become a denist "



And you thought nobody would notice if you took a couple of puffs of the nitrous oxide.

"i like to be happy even if is not possible"

Self-delusion is an admirable quality....

"I hope to meet people who want to know me and accept me as a human being."


Seems a little presumptuous. I could accept you as a magazine rack or possibly an umbrella stand, if that's OK.

"hi i am a people than like me the person natural, and enjoys i am learning english"

You've been sadly misled.

"My birth father and mother are and they had together of which I am Description (Mandatory)"

That's an odd name, but whatever....