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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"NoooooooooooooooooooooooooooNOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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"Generally I like to go out for a nice sit down dinner then maybe go to a putt-putt {always a nice way to get physically close}"
You must not be using a standard grip. |
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"I am a hopeless romantic, I've seen every Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan movie ever made, so any thing close to that would blow me away. "
Everything I know about relationships I learned from Joe vs the Volcano. |
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"i dont like to write stuff on the internet about me esp. to ppl i dont know"
The logic behind this eludes me. |
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" I'm also a very sexual person. I like to serve some and am interested in slave training."
I think that's a new degree option from the University of Phoenix. |
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"My mom right now is a nursing home and i spend alot fo time with her right now."
Last week she was a bowling alley. |
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"Im a 25 year old trapped in a 41 year old body, but look 30. I have 22 year old daughter who I wanna be just like when I grow up."
A bus leaves Chicago at 3pm traveling south at 30 mph........ |
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"You usually know within the first 15 minutes if you click with the other person, or if you should go ahead and get the restraining order."
I just play the odds and get the restraining order in advance. |
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"I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP NOW NOT SURE WHERE IT IS GOING. I'VE HERD LOTS ABOUT THIS SIGHT JUST WANNA CHECK IT OUT. "
I think I know where your relationship is going. |
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"want to go to college to become a machinic"
Just a thought: Vocational training doesn't require any English credits. |
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"theres never a doul moment around me"
You must be more of a dovetail kind of girl. |
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i am a person who looking for and man who not afraid of a realationship"
Real ones, fake ones, they usually end up about the same. |
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"Do you "Talk the Talk" and "Walk the Walk"---with INTEGRITY?...."Yes"!!! Are you INTRIGUING?...."Yes"!!! ENTICING?...."Yes"!!! INTELLIGENT?...."Yes"!!! Then YOU might ultimately win my heart!!"
I can't get a word in edgewise. |
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"Their is no greater spirit than that of a horse. He will never let you down."
You obviously didn't bet on Spectacular Bid at the Belmont. |
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"what i miss the most is cuddling up on the sofa with a good moving and some one to share it with. "
Frankly I don't know how else you can get a good moving on the sofa. |
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"I can't wait to meet you. I am not looking for anything serious. I'm just looking to hang out. Just looking for a good time. I'm young and want to have lots of fun. I love dancing, writing, and hot guys. Just send me your numbers."
I think I've met your sister online..... I sent her $1500 for airfare from Romania but I never heard from her again..... |
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"I am interested in someone who will respect my job. "
Are you a carnival worker? I might have some trouble with that.... |
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"I'm not sure what to put here because I think people should get to know each other in person. I am a nice lady and that should be enough said."
Should be. But it's online dating. I'm going to need a little bit more. How about we start with whether you're down to earth and easy going. |
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"I am a commom pwople"
One of my favorite birds from Tennessee. |
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"I also tent to be more extroverted than introverted."
I bet that comes in handy when you're camping. |
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