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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"really like studying about carpets."
Yeah, I majored in that. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Tue 08/17/10 09:04 PM
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"The word STUPID is not written on my face anywhere. "
Don't tell me.... Is it tattooed right above your butt? |
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"if you can't laugh at yourself then who will"
I love it when they miss the saying so badly that it not only doesn't make any sense, it's almost completely opposite of its original meaning. |
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"Several women at work think this is the best way to meet someone."
You work at an insane asylum? |
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"My favorite pasttime in the summer is to float around the pool."
Much like a dead body. |
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"Looking for that perfect someone!
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// " I hope that perfect someone has a keyboard he can loan you that's not stuck. |
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"I AM GREAT. I am fun. I am smart. I am pretty."
I am disturbingly repetitive. |
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"I love touching and cuddling and just time-shared special moments"
That's a GREAT idea! A time share girlfriend. Except that the other shares will probably never clean up after themselves. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Fri 08/20/10 05:11 PM
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" i want to meet a man who will show he likes being with me and is proud of who he is and who he is with."
Experience has shown me that men generally are proud of whom they are with. It's just they're not so much always with their girlfriend/spouse..... |
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"Ok, so I have been told that men do not read profiles at all, they look at photos and if they like what they see they make contact.."
And then they're disappointed because the reply reads like it was written by a dyslexic orangutan. What's your point? |
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"i love all my animals i have three cats and a bird 2 of the cats are my babies."
Stem cell research is amazing. |
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"Let's not waste time sitting here on the computer...."
You're going to shoot me, aren't you? |
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"I have to stick this in here."
You're too far away. |
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"I LOVE THE OUTDOORS,RIDING,CAMPING,GARDENING,ANIMALS,COOKING, 70'CLASSIC ROCK,LONG WALKS,PICNICS BY THE WATER,FLEA MARKETS,NATURE ITS SELF. I CONSIDER MYSELF LAYED BACK AND EASY GOING ....."
I was wondering who was using the template today. |
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"This is kind of awkward.Ill give it a try."
It's just Twister. |
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"I can not believe how week to week I see the same faces on this site!!"
Really pisses you off, doesn't it? |
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"I enjoy anything that my children are involved in."
I hope they're out of diapers. |
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"First thing first if you are just looking for a pice keep moving I'm not giving that out."
I don't even know what that is. |
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"I am a professional woman."
I had no idea that it was a career in itself. |
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"I feel like the oldest single straight female on the planet, who does NOT like chocolate. That has GOT to make me unique."
Nope, thanks for playing. |
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