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Dear Dan, i hear you have the biggest weiner in your town!
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Dear Dan; Why do all the wankers on the internet gather in the same forums at the same time? Dear Motown Thank God you are here!! Now we are all in the same thread in the same forum! haha Just trying to do my.....errr....bits. By the way do you have any lotion?? |
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Dear Dan,
Why does it have to rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again? Mysteriously Mesmerized in Michigan |
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Dear Dan, Pardon me sir, but do you have any grey poupon? Maddas Hellen Dear Mystique Being British i was not aware what that was. So, in order to educate myself, i ordered a jar. So yes i do have some. I do, however, recommend that you do not smear this on your genitalia, it stings. Dan |
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Dear Dan, i hear you have the biggest weiner in your town! Dear Patsfan This is just a rumour (which i started) Dan |
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Dear Dan; Why do all the wankers on the internet gather in the same forums at the same time? Dear Motown Thank God you are here!! Now we are all in the same thread in the same forum! haha Just trying to do my.....errr....bits. By the way do you have any lotion?? I have some grey poupon.. |
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dear Dan,
i have a mole on my left testical wich reacently developed a face, and now its demanding i feed it yorkshire puddings. wtf should i do? yours, a very scared indavidual |
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Dear Dan, Why does it have to rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again? Mysteriously Mesmerized in Michigan Dear Tanya If you keep rubbing the hose with lotion, make sure you arent looking directly into it, there is a strong possibility that it will spit in your eye. Dan |
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Dear Dan,
These damn hurricanes keep dodging my damn island  . We haven't had a direct hit since 1955 and every year we get a promising hurricane warning and at the very last second they dip north. wtf are we doing wrong?
yours sincerely, craving some excitement and canceled classes |
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dear Dan, i have a mole on my left testical wich reacently developed a face, and now its demanding i feed it yorkshire puddings. wtf should i do? yours, a very scared indavidual Dear Lonetar You better do what it says. Tesco's have a two for one offer on frozen Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire Puddings(while stocks last), which ends on Sunday. You should buy as many as you can. Dan |
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Dear Dan
Is it true if I wish upon a star it will come true? Star gazer |
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Dear dan........Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me???
 
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Dear Dan, These damn hurricanes keep dodging my damn island . We haven't had a direct hit since 1955 and every year we get a promising hurricane warning and at the very last second they dip north. wtf are we doing wrong?
yours sincerely, craving some excitement and canceled classes Dear Jasmine For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Due to the relatively small land mass of your island compared to other nearby islands, and of course the massive mass of the mainland continent, the gravitational pull from those places far exceeds that of yours and the resulting effect is that the hurricanes bypass yours. In 1955, i think you will find, there wa actually no hurricane then either. Actually, everybody on the island turned on their hair dryers at the same time. Dan |
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Dear Dan Is it true if I wish upon a star it will come true? Star gazer Dear Fran Where did you hear that bollocks? Dan |
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Dear dan........Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me???
Dear Gypsy Neither. Its a Didgeridoo, and an Aborigine. 
Dan |
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Dear Dan, These damn hurricanes keep dodging my damn island . We haven't had a direct hit since 1955 and every year we get a promising hurricane warning and at the very last second they dip north. wtf are we doing wrong?
yours sincerely, craving some excitement and canceled classes Dear Jasmine For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Due to the relatively small land mass of your island compared to other nearby islands, and of course the massive mass of the mainland continent, the gravitational pull from those places far exceeds that of yours and the resulting effect is that the hurricanes bypass yours. In 1955, i think you will find, there wa actually no hurricane then either. Actually, everybody on the island turned on their hair dryers at the same time. Dan 
awesome, thanks 
i guess i'll just have to move to jamaica or something |
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Dear Dan,
speaking of jamaica... have you heard of Usain Bolt? if you have, wtf is up with him? 
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Dear Dan Is it true if I wish upon a star it will come true? Star gazer Dear Fran Where did you hear that bollocks? Dan Dear Dan Where did I hear that bollocks? Fran |
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Dear dan........Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me???
Dear Gypsy Neither. Its a Didgeridoo, and an Aborigine.
Dan
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Dear Dan,
How do you fix stupid? |
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