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Dear Dan:
May a moody baby doom a yam? |
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Dear Dan, speaking of jamaica... have you heard of Usain Bolt? if you have, wtf is up with him? 
Dear Jasmine Usain Bolt is a homophobic that was brought up in the gay area of Jamaica. Thats why he can run so quick. Dan |
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Dear Dan Is it true if I wish upon a star it will come true? Star gazer Dear Fran Where did you hear that bollocks? Dan Dear Dan Where did I hear that bollocks? Fran Dear Fran I believe you were talking to your vagrant friends in the shelter at the park about it, back on 5th June 2001. Dan |
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Dear Dan, How do you fix stupid? Dear Goodguy The popular myth is that you cannot fix stupid. But the stupid thing about that statement i just made, is that it is not a myth. Dan |
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Edited by
Dan99
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Fri 08/21/09 12:42 PM
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Dear Dan: May a moody baby doom a yam? Dear Lex No, put I, Lex. I pixel it up. On? Dan |
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Dear Dan Is it true if I wish upon a star it will come true? Star gazer Dear Fran Where did you hear that bollocks? Dan Dear Dan Where did I hear that bollocks? Fran Dear Fran I believe you were talking to your vagrant friends in the shelter at the park about it, back on 5th June 2001. Dan Ahhh thanks for reminding me 
You are definitely better than Ms. Cleo "Call me now!" |
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Ahhh thanks for reminding me
You are definitely better than Ms. Cleo "Call me now!" She sounds like a hooker! And no, i dont offer those kind of services myself. |
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Dear Dan;
Do tinfoil hats really keep them from finding you? |
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Dear Dan; Do tinfoil hats really keep them from finding you? Dear Motown 
They aint found me yet! Dan |
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Dear Dan :
Change your pic or I will cry.....  !.
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Edited by
tohyup
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Fri 08/21/09 04:32 PM
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Dear Dan :
Double post . |
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Dear Dan : Change your pic or I will cry..... !.
Dear Tohyup 
Dan |
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Dear Dan;
Do alien probes really hurt as bad as they say? |
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Dear Dan; Do alien probes really hurt as bad as they say? Dear Motown Actually, they feel kinda good. Especially when they remove them. Its feels just like a large poop. Everyone loves a good poop. Dan |
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Dear Dan;
So why does my poop smell like sh!@? |
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Dear Dan; So why does my poop smell like sh!@? Dear Motown Because its been up your arse. Dan |
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Dear Dan,
There is a character on Mingle who has long hair and wears a wife-beater shirt and is so ridiculously RUDE to especially the ladies. I responded to him with a message stating that I was sick and tired of it. Should I make a voodoo doll that looks like him and stick pins into it? |
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Dear Dan, I met a BEAUTIFUL lady on line from Nigeria (she looked JUST like Paris Hilton). I mailed her $5,000 to help her get to the U.S. to see me (both her parents were killed when their outhouse collapased). I haven heard from her for a week, do ya think I got taken? should I take my doll back, she said she is truly sorry for cheating on me!!!
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Dear Dan, There is a character on Mingle who has long hair and wears a wife-beater shirt and is so ridiculously RUDE to especially the ladies. I responded to him with a message stating that I was sick and tired of it. Should I make a voodoo doll that looks like him and stick pins into it? Dear Katz Like all magic, spirituality and religion, black magic is a load of cobblers. Instead, if you let me know who he is, i will find out where he lives, and give him a good old fashioned arse raping. Always here to help. Dan. |
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Dear Dan : It is Friday....where can I find a cutie to dance with...?.
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