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Dear Dan,
How come you smelled like poop when I came over for tea last weekend? |
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dear Dan, why do my trousers twitch every time i see your pic yours, not a footballer Dear Lonetar Because thats where you keep your pet ferret, and ferrets have always had a thing for me. Dan |
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Dear Dan, How come you smelled like poop when I came over for tea last weekend? Dear Boy Because i never ever want you to come anywhere near me, and if you ever come over again i will also bathe in piss and murder a baby to stop you from trying a third time. Dan |
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Dear Dan;
Where can an old man,(not me), with arthritic elbows, discretely buy a decent used solar powered wanking machine with low wankage, so he doesn't have to spend his evenings writing silly questions to his agony aunt thus turning him into somewhat of an umbrage uncle? |
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Dear Dan; Where can an old man,(not me), with arthritic elbows, discretely buy a decent used solar powered wanking machine with low wankage, so he doesn't have to spend his evenings writing silly questions to his agony aunt thus turning him into somewhat of an umbrage uncle? Dear Motown The Phillipines. The machine will also do your laundry and send some of your money through the post to unemployed wanking machines. Dan |
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Edited by
moofooga
on
Wed 08/26/09 10:15 PM
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Dear Dan-o-wanno-ding-dong,
Is it true that there are no Brits out there named "Randall" due to fear of being called "Randy" (which, from I understand, is a wee bit more than an a abbreviation of "Randall" in the UK)? Signed, Teh MOOF!!!! |
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Dear Dan,
I love animals very much but I eat beef and chicken. Am I a hypocrit? |
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Dear Dan,
Do you know where I can find a nice guy around here? Signed, Puzzled in Pace |
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Dearest Dan,
What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything? Signed, Deep Thought |
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Dear Dan shortly after mailing you I went back to bed, the laundry did not get done and I got tired of waiting for the fun to happen on this thread. Do you think I did the right thing? Dear Bonny Does my face look bothered? Dan Dear Dan, I don't think your face looks bothered, more like withered.I need to know why it is I am dreading going back to work next week? It it would help you answer my question, I work in a school...........[/collor] |
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Dear Dan, my comp has died, how am i gonna manage not communicating with my boyfriend whilst he is at work? :(
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Dear Dan,
I have this minor problem, which is kinda embarrassing to talk about, but here goes. I just came back to mingle the other day after about an 8 month sojourn, and two days after coming back, I see this thread in bars and chit chats entitled "Dear Dan". You see, my name is also Dan, and the first thoguht that crossed my mind, before opening the thread was "holy cripe, am I going to meet somebody this fast?". Imagine my embarrassment when I found your advise column... What should I do? |
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Dear Dan~
I am an excellent cook. I am an excellent driver. How is it that I made coffee this morning with bad creamer and then stopped too quickly while driving and spilled the undrinkable coffee all over myself. How is this feasible? Lilith |
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Dear Dan-o-wanno-ding-dong, Is it true that there are no Brits out there named "Randall" due to fear of being called "Randy" (which, from I understand, is a wee bit more than an a abbreviation of "Randall" in the UK)? Signed, Teh MOOF!!!! Dear Moofy Woofy Dildo There are people here called Randall but its more commonly a surname. You are correct 'Randy' does have a particular meaning here. It basically describes how you feel when you think about Patsfan and Mirror kissing. Dan |
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Dear Dan, I love animals very much but I eat beef and chicken. Am I a hypocrit? Dear Katz Eating them is all part of the love. I just hope you dont love babies so much. Dan |
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Dear Dan, Do you know where I can find a nice guy around here? Signed, Puzzled in Pace Dear Meg An actual nice guy or a self-proclaimed one? There are plenty of the latter, but if you are after the former the numbers are much more limited. Instead, i would recommend turning lesbian and posting videos of you and your girlfriend in the Sex and Intimacy forum. Dan |
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Dearest Dan, What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything? Signed, Deep Thought Dear Musikman The answer is vagina. Dan |
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Dear Dan shortly after mailing you I went back to bed, the laundry did not get done and I got tired of waiting for the fun to happen on this thread. Do you think I did the right thing? Dear Bonny Does my face look bothered? Dan Dear Dan, I don't think your face looks bothered, more like withered.I need to know why it is I am dreading going back to work next week? It it would help you answer my question, I work in a school...........[/collor] Dear Bonny Probably because you have been a lazy cow for about 6 weeks and now you have to go to work and face all them stupid idiot kids. Some people would tell you that once you are back in the swing of it, it will get easier. But im not going to lie to you. It will start off bad and get progressively worse. Enjoy the term! Dan |
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Dear Dan, my comp has died, how am i gonna manage not communicating with my boyfriend whilst he is at work? :( Dear Pink_Lady It is devastating news to hear that your computer has passed away. Words, in a time like this, are meaningless. But please just know, that if you ever want some hardcore sex, i am right here for you. Dan |
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Dear Dan, I have this minor problem, which is kinda embarrassing to talk about, but here goes. I just came back to mingle the other day after about an 8 month sojourn, and two days after coming back, I see this thread in bars and chit chats entitled "Dear Dan". You see, my name is also Dan, and the first thoguht that crossed my mind, before opening the thread was "holy cripe, am I going to meet somebody this fast?". Imagine my embarrassment when I found your advise column... What should I do? Dear Daniel I dont really understand why you would feel embarrased. I can see why you might have felt a little upset and disappointed, but not embarrased. Lets face it, everyone else around here has to live in my shadow and it aint no different for you. I am the dogs bollocks, get used to it. Dan |
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