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Dear Dan,
Long time listner first time caller. I think I have a critter in my sink. Everytime I hit the switch above it gets really angry. Just makes a mean noice like RRRRR RRRR RRRR. What do you think it could be?........... 
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Dear Dan,
I've just won a jackpot! But I was asked who I'd like to share the wealth with. Who should I share with? |
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Edited by
Dan99
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Thu 08/20/09 04:08 PM
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Dear Dan I hate to fly! What advice can you give, as someone who flies frequently?? Signed Spreading my uh wings. Dear Auburngirl I am a frequent flyer who does not like flying myself. I find that a couple of glasses of red wine helps to ease the fear. If you are not a drinker, then become one. Also, remind yourself of the statistics that prove you are just being silly. You are much more likely to die in a blender accident. Dan |
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Hi, my name is Dan, and i am your local Agony Aunt. Please drop me a note detailing your problems and i will help you to solve them. All posts wanting my help must begin, Dear Dan.. DEER DAMN< EYE HALF UH TIEPING IMPEBDEMINT< Id seamz i camnot hidt du prober kees awn thu kee bored an mose uf mie wurds arr mrzspilled? whud wood yu sugjest I due aboud diz prawblum? yur freend twibo |
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Dear Dan
my girlfriend left me for a pizza hut dude,should i get a job at dominos to piss her off? |
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Dear Dan, Why is the sky blue and not yellow? 
-Curious in NY- Dear Findme This type of question you can answer for yourself using Google. Please refrain from wasting my time in the future. Dan 
Dear Dan, Would you let someone else pick your nose?... or what's left of your BRAIN cells? 
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Hi, my name is Dan, and i am your local Agony Aunt. Please drop me a note detailing your problems and i will help you to solve them. All posts wanting my help must begin, Dear Dan.. DEER DAMN< EYE HALF UH TIEPING IMPEBDEMINT< Id seamz i camnot hidt du prober kees awn thu kee bored an mose uf mie wurds arr mrzspilled? whud wood yu sugjest I due aboud diz prawblum? yur freend twibo Deer Twibo I fink the pwoblim is cuntagious. Eye wud wreckcommend dat ewe spind mor thyme wif peepull hoo no howl two tipe pwopwely. Dhan. |
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Dear Dan my girlfriend left me for a pizza hut dude,should i get a job at dominos to piss her off? Dear Rkist Congratulations! You already know what to do. Bravo! And best of luck. If that doesnt piss her off enough, i would recommend that you sleep with his brother. Dan |
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Hey Dan, my doll I think my doll has been cheating on me, and even worse, I think its with a woman, is it just me or do ya thinks she is a lesbian?
 
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Dear Dan, Long time listner first time caller. I think I have a critter in my sink. Everytime I hit the switch above it gets really angry. Just makes a mean noice like RRRRR RRRR RRRR. What do you think it could be?...........
Dear Newark Do i look like a fkn plumber?! Hope this helps. Yours sincerly Dan |
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Dear Dan, I've just won a jackpot! But I was asked who I'd like to share the wealth with. Who should I share with? Dear Chickayoshi Do what i would do. Be a greedy b&*ch and keep it all for yourself. Dan |
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Dear Dan, Why is the sky blue and not yellow?
-Curious in NY- Dear Findme This type of question you can answer for yourself using Google. Please refrain from wasting my time in the future. Dan
Dear Dan, Would you let someone else pick your nose?... or what's left of your BRAIN cells?
Dear EVERYBODY I AM NOT ANSWERING ANY MORE BLOODY NOSEPICKING QUESTIONS! DAN |
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Hey Dan, my doll I think my doll has been cheating on me, and even worse, I think its with a woman, is it just me or do ya thinks she is a lesbian?
Dear Mikey Unfortunately this is a very difficult predicament. The woman that your doll has been cheating on you with, most likely has a bigger penis than you do. Your only options are to have an operation on your manhood, or to add fisting into part of your routine. Dan |
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Dear Dan,
Where can I find the nearest ATM?
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Dear Dan,
My dog has fallen down a well and it's going to cost $10,000 to get him out. Will you send me the money to do so? In return, I will pay you back $20,000! |
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Dear Dan, Where can I find the nearest ATM?
Dear MrMusic You can always try swiping your card in the nearest slot available. 
Dan |
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Dear Dan, My dog has fallen down a well and it's going to cost $10,000 to get him out. Will you send me the money to do so? In return, I will pay you back $20,000! Deat Andrea A new dog would be much cheaper. You should beable to afford this yourself. If you still have problems, please ask someone who cares. Dan |
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Edited by
auburngirl
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Thu 08/20/09 04:58 PM
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 Touche'!
Or I should just say TUSHEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
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Dear Dan,
I had a very bad day and committed a homicide..what should I do with the body?, It's starting to stink... Murderous Mama |
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Touche'!
Or I should just say TUSHEEEEEEEEEEEEE haha I found that pic when i was looking for this one.. 
Keith will tell the story if you dont know it already! |
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