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Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 08/21/09 05:05 PM
Dear Dan, I met a BEAUTIFUL lady on line from Nigeria (she looked JUST like Paris Hilton). I mailed her $5,000 to help her get to the U.S. to see me (both her parents were killed when their outhouse collapased). I haven heard from her for a week, do ya think I got taken? should I take my doll back, she said she is truly sorry for cheating on me!!! Dear Mikey Thank you for sending me, i mean her the $5000. I have been, i mean she has been very busy lately, but will be in touch with you real soon. In the mean time, just send another $5,000, and be patient. I, ummm she loves you lots. Unlike that b1tch doll of yours, if you ever see her again, set her on fire. slut. Dan

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 08/21/09 05:06 PM
Dear Dan : It is Friday....where can I find a cutie to dance with...?. . Dear Toejam NOT ON THE INTERNET. What were you thinking? Remember. There is a place called OUTSIDE. Dan

Katzenschnauzer Joined Sat 03/28/09 Posts: 2731	Fri 08/21/09 05:06 PM
Dear Dan, There is a character on Mingle who has long hair and wears a wife-beater shirt and is so ridiculously RUDE to especially the ladies. I responded to him with a message stating that I was sick and tired of it. Should I make a voodoo doll that looks like him and stick pins into it? Dear Katz Like all magic, spirituality and religion, black magic is a load of cobblers. Instead, if you let me know who he is, i will find out where he lives, and give him a good old fashioned arse raping. Always here to help. Dan. That makes much more sense than my idea. Thank you so much. {He claims something about heaven but I think he lives in hell.}

Katzenschnauzer Joined Sat 03/28/09 Posts: 2731	Fri 08/21/09 05:08 PM
Dear Dan, I met a BEAUTIFUL lady on line from Nigeria (she looked JUST like Paris Hilton). I mailed her $5,000 to help her get to the U.S. to see me (both her parents were killed when their outhouse collapased). I haven heard from her for a week, do ya think I got taken? should I take my doll back, she said she is truly sorry for cheating on me!!! Dear Mikey Thank you for sending me, i mean her the $5000. I have been, i mean she has been very busy lately, but will be in touch with you real soon. In the mean time, just send another $5,000, and be patient. I, ummm she loves you lots. Unlike that b1tch doll of yours, if you ever see her again, set her on fire. slut. Dan

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Fri 08/21/09 05:20 PM
Dear Dan, I met a BEAUTIFUL lady on line from Nigeria (she looked JUST like Paris Hilton). I mailed her $5,000 to help her get to the U.S. to see me (both her parents were killed when their outhouse collapased). I haven heard from her for a week, do ya think I got taken? should I take my doll back, she said she is truly sorry for cheating on me!!! Dear Mikey Thank you for sending me, i mean her the $5000. I have been, i mean she has been very busy lately, but will be in touch with you real soon. In the mean time, just send another $5,000, and be patient. I, ummm she loves you lots. Unlike that b1tch doll of yours, if you ever see her again, set her on fire. slut. quote]Well Dan if U are SURE she is coming I will send more money tonight!!! And my doll has been 'hot" and "on fire" for the past month!!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 08/21/09 05:53 PM
Dear Mikey Would i lie to you? Dan

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21863	Fri 08/21/09 05:55 PM
Dear Dan; I thought WE were supposed to be asking the questions?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 08/21/09 05:57 PM
Dear Dan; I thought WE were supposed to be asking the questions? Dear Motown It was a rhetorical question. Dan

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21863	Fri 08/21/09 06:10 PM
Dear Dan; Wasn't that one too?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 08/21/09 06:14 PM
Dear Motown Do you have a problem with something?! You might have a problem with your local Agony Aunt kicking the living **** out of you if you aren't careful! Dan

chickayoshi Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 8621	Fri 08/21/09 06:19 PM
Dear Dan, Looks like it's time for me to move. Where's the best place to go?

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21863	Fri 08/21/09 06:20 PM
Dear Dan; Are all agony aunts touchy and hard to get along with?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 08/21/09 06:25 PM
Dear Dan, Looks like it's time for me to move. Where's the best place to go? Dear Chickayoshi Only you can decide what is best for you. Close your eyes, relax your mind, look deep into your soul, listen to your heart, spin the globe, and stick your finger on it. And hope you dont end up living in the middle of the ocean. Dan

Katzenschnauzer Joined Sat 03/28/09 Posts: 2731	Fri 08/21/09 06:27 PM
mowtowndown...please don't spoil the first funny thread to come along in a long time. Dan is providing a very creative and fun place to be and you seem to be somewhat of a wet blanket here. If this does not suit you why don't you move along? Thank you.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 08/21/09 06:28 PM
Dear Dan; Are all agony aunts touchy and hard to get along with? Dear Motown Every Agony Aunt, even the best of us, has bad days. Especially when we have annoying wankers asking stupid questions. Dan

chickayoshi Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 8621	Fri 08/21/09 06:28 PM
Dear Dan, Looks like it's time for me to move. Where's the best place to go? Dear Chickayoshi Only you can decide what is best for you. Close your eyes, relax your mind, look deep into your soul, listen to your heart, spin the globe, and stick your finger on it. And hope you dont end up living in the middle of the ocean. Dan Okay!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 08/21/09 06:30 PM
mowtowndown...please don't spoil the first funny thread to come along in a long time. Dan is providing a very creative and fun place to be and you seem to be somewhat of a wet blanket here. If this does not suit you why don't you move along? Thank you. Dear Katz He means it all in good humour! But thanks for stepping in. Dan

Katzenschnauzer Joined Sat 03/28/09 Posts: 2731	Fri 08/21/09 06:32 PM
mowtowndown...please don't spoil the first funny thread to come along in a long time. Dan is providing a very creative and fun place to be and you seem to be somewhat of a wet blanket here. If this does not suit you why don't you move along? Thank you. Dear Katz He means it all in good humour! But thanks for stepping in. Dan Oh, geesh. I'm so sorry mowtowndowntown! I beg your pardon.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 08/21/09 06:34 PM
mowtowndown...please don't spoil the first funny thread to come along in a long time. Dan is providing a very creative and fun place to be and you seem to be somewhat of a wet blanket here. If this does not suit you why don't you move along? Thank you. Dear Katz He means it all in good humour! But thanks for stepping in. Dan Oh, geesh. I'm so sorry mowtowndowntown! I beg your pardon. Dear Katz He forgives you. Now go find a corner and make out with eachother. Dan

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21863	Fri 08/21/09 06:38 PM
Dear Dan; Do I have to?