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Dear Dan,
Have you just been rammed, or are you waiting in anticipation? 
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Dear Dan:
I have a problem. It seems that people either want to turn me into a goat or base a new religion on me. I am not sure I would be entirely comfortable either way, although the latter has a lot more interest potential than the former, or so I would assume. Meanwhile, all I want to do is write books and get to know this one girl on another site who doesn't show up there anymore. I am confused. What should I do? Flummoxed in Indianastan |
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 Touche'!
Or I should just say TUSHEEEEEEEEEEEEE haha I found that pic when i was looking for this one.. 
Keith will tell the story if you dont know it already! haha...he told me! You goof |
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Dear Dan, I had a very bad day and committed a homicide..what should I do with the body?, It's starting to stink... Murderous Mama Dear Ladylid Chop it up, freeze it, eat it bit by bit. But remember to have sex with it first, its kinda hard to after. Dan |
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Dear Dan, Have you just been rammed, or are you waiting in anticipation?
Dear Mr Music I was asleep, i cannot be sure. However, you were the only other person in the car that wasnt driving, so maybe you could tell me? Dan |
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Dear Dan, Have you just been rammed, or are you waiting in anticipation?
Dear Mr Music I was asleep, i cannot be sure. However, you were the only other person in the car that wasnt driving, so maybe you could tell me? Dan Dear Dan, I am sorry, but I was not, and DO not, pay that close attention to your personal habits. |
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Dear Dan: I have a problem. It seems that people either want to turn me into a goat or base a new religion on me. I am not sure I would be entirely comfortable either way, although the latter has a lot more interest potential than the former, or so I would assume. Meanwhile, all I want to do is write books and get to know this one girl on another site who doesn't show up there anymore. I am confused. What should I do? Flummoxed in Indianastan Dear LexFonteyne The former, to my knowledge, is not actually possible. The latter, sounds like fun, and as you say is full of potential. This girl on the other site, might still be reading your profile there, so be patient, give her another few months. Dan |
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Dear Dan,
What would you suggest one do when a lit cigarette is flicked out a car window and it hits you in the ear? Besides yell, "BLOODY HELL", that is? Sign me Burnin Oto |
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Dear Dan,
My favorite form of birth control is the sponge. It's just SO convenient, can't be felt by either partner and allows for unsurpassed spontaneity. The problem is the removal of said sponge the next morning. It is supposed to be removed after no less than six hours from the time of the last intercourse and should never remain in the vagina for more than 30 hours. While it does have a cotton loop for the purpose of retrieval, it seems like the whole thing tends to get jammed up in hard-to-reach places, especially after repeated intercourse. Sometimes my fingers are simply not long enough to reach and/or locate the sponge and I end up spending half of the morning in the bathroom, which - in return - makes me late for work. Do you have any tips for easy sponge removal? How do I explain my tardiness to my boss? |
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Dear Dan, What would you suggest one do when a lit cigarette is flicked out a car window and it hits you in the ear? Besides yell, "BLOODY HELL", that is? Sign me Burnin Oto Dear Auburngirl Assume the car is about to explode and panic like a little girl. Dan |
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Dear Dan, My favorite form of birth control is the sponge. It's just SO convenient, can't be felt by either partner and allows for unsurpassed spontaneity. The problem is the removal of said sponge the next morning. It is supposed to be removed after no less than six hours from the time of the last intercourse and should never remain in the vagina for more than 30 hours. While it does have a cotton loop for the purpose of retrieval, it seems like the whole thing tends to get jammed up in hard-to-reach places, especially after repeated intercourse. Sometimes my fingers are simply not long enough to reach and/or locate the sponge and I end up spending half of the morning in the bathroom, which - in return - makes me late for work. Do you have any tips for easy sponge removal? How do I explain my tardiness to my boss? Dear Fullmoonfairy Stop being such a little slut and then you wont have anything to explain to your boss. Dan |
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Dear Dan, What would you suggest one do when a lit cigarette is flicked out a car window and it hits you in the ear? Besides yell, "BLOODY HELL", that is? Sign me Burnin Oto Dear Auburngirl Assume the car is about to explode and panic like a little girl. Dan Don't forget to pull over to the side of the road and search for said lit cigarette between the seat cushions. |
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Dear Dan, My favorite form of birth control is the sponge. It's just SO convenient, can't be felt by either partner and allows for unsurpassed spontaneity. The problem is the removal of said sponge the next morning. It is supposed to be removed after no less than six hours from the time of the last intercourse and should never remain in the vagina for more than 30 hours. While it does have a cotton loop for the purpose of retrieval, it seems like the whole thing tends to get jammed up in hard-to-reach places, especially after repeated intercourse. Sometimes my fingers are simply not long enough to reach and/or locate the sponge and I end up spending half of the morning in the bathroom, which - in return - makes me late for work. Do you have any tips for easy sponge removal? How do I explain my tardiness to my boss? Dear Fullmoonfairy Stop being such a little slut and then you wont have anything to explain to your boss. Dan Why, I NEVER...!!!!! 
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Dear Dan, What would you suggest one do when a lit cigarette is flicked out a car window and it hits you in the ear? Besides yell, "BLOODY HELL", that is? Sign me Burnin Oto Dear Auburngirl Assume the car is about to explode and panic like a little girl. Dan Don't forget to pull over to the side of the road and search for said lit cigarette between the seat cushions. That is what results from panicing like a little girl! |
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Why, I NEVER...!!!!!
Maybe you'd better start! 
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Dear Dan, My favorite form of birth control is the sponge. It's just SO convenient, can't be felt by either partner and allows for unsurpassed spontaneity. The problem is the removal of said sponge the next morning. It is supposed to be removed after no less than six hours from the time of the last intercourse and should never remain in the vagina for more than 30 hours. While it does have a cotton loop for the purpose of retrieval, it seems like the whole thing tends to get jammed up in hard-to-reach places, especially after repeated intercourse. Sometimes my fingers are simply not long enough to reach and/or locate the sponge and I end up spending half of the morning in the bathroom, which - in return - makes me late for work. Do you have any tips for easy sponge removal? How do I explain my tardiness to my boss? Dear Fullmoonfairy Stop being such a little slut and then you wont have anything to explain to your boss. Dan Why, I NEVER...!!!!!
I believe you did! |
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Dear Dan
Why are you so great? |
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Dear Dan Why are you so great? Dear Dan Well i am glad you think so. It just comes naturally, i cant explain it. Dan |
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I believe you did!
That's nothing but a rumor!!! |
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Dear Dan Why are you so great? And modest. 
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