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Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 08/21/09 06:44 PM
Dear Dan; Do I have to? Dear Motown It doesnt have to be a corner. The middle of the room would be fine, as long as there are no children around. Dan

Katzenschnauzer Joined Sat 03/28/09 Posts: 2731	Sat 08/22/09 12:49 AM
Motowndowntown gets a sincere apology from me but no lip stuff. He hurt my widdle feewings with the "Do I have to?". Dear Dan, Do you think Mowtowndowntown and I will ever be friends?

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Sat 08/22/09 01:38 AM
Dear Dan, do you think I am doing the right thing by not getting dressed and seizing the moment of doing laundry as the sun is shining here, or is it better for me to sit at my computer and join in the fun on your thread?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 08/22/09 08:37 AM
Motowndowntown gets a sincere apology from me but no lip stuff. He hurt my widdle feewings with the "Do I have to?". Dear Dan, Do you think Mowtowndowntown and I will ever be friends? Dear Katz You both have a good sense of humour, i think its possible. I dont think this small misunderstanding will make a lot of difference. You both have something in common as well...you are both OLD! Why dont you email him and talk about how life was back in the 1920's? Dan

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 08/22/09 08:41 AM
Dear Dan, do you think I am doing the right thing by not getting dressed and seizing the moment of doing laundry as the sun is shining here, or is it better for me to sit at my computer and join in the fun on your thread? Dear Bonny There wasnt fun going on in my thread today, i hope you havent been waiting all day for something to happen. I have spent the entire day sleeping, and missing the nice weather, i hope you were more productive that me! Dan

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Sat 08/22/09 10:16 AM
dear DAn, do U think it was O K that I sent the other $5,000 in pennies to my Nigerian friend? I had to rob 12 piggy banks to get it!! I hope she understands!!!

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Sat 08/22/09 11:26 AM
Dear Dan shortly after mailing you I went back to bed, the laundry did not get done and I got tired of waiting for the fun to happen on this thread. Do you think I did the right thing?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 08/22/09 11:31 AM
Dear dan........why am I attracted to men with 3 nipples???

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Sat 08/22/09 11:57 AM
Dear Dan, thanks for the other night, just wondering if it burns when you pee now?

patsfan64 Joined Fri 03/14/08 Posts: 1258	Sat 08/22/09 03:18 PM
Dear Dan, I have this friend...yeah, that's it, a friend who gets this excruciating pain when he urinates. What can it be and where can I....errr, he get some relief from this?

Katzenschnauzer Joined Sat 03/28/09 Posts: 2731	Sat 08/22/09 03:45 PM
Dear Dan, I was on this thread here on Mingle and it was going along nicely but I tried to rescue someone who didn't need rescuing. Now one of the posters has disappeared and I'm old and so is he. My question is: When I take my Schnauzer to the school for a walk should I take his leash off?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 08/26/09 05:17 PM
dear DAn, do U think it was O K that I sent the other $5,000 in pennies to my Nigerian friend? I had to rob 12 piggy banks to get it!! I hope she understands!!! Dear Mikey She will understand. She wont mind if you have stolen the money from starving children either. In fact, send her another 5 grand, just so she knows you are sincere. Dan

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 08/26/09 05:18 PM
Dear Dan shortly after mailing you I went back to bed, the laundry did not get done and I got tired of waiting for the fun to happen on this thread. Do you think I did the right thing? Dear Bonny Does my face look bothered? Dan

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 08/26/09 05:22 PM
Dear dan........why am I attracted to men with 3 nipples??? Dear Gypsy Because you are a sucker, and men with three nipples have more things to suck on. Dan.

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Wed 08/26/09 05:22 PM
Dear Dan, How should I go about telling someone I love that they are a total witch sometimes and thats why they don't have any real friends? Myka

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 08/26/09 05:28 PM
Dear Dan, thanks for the other night, just wondering if it burns when you pee now? Dear Patsfan number one. Thanks also for the other night, i dont think i will be forgetting that one in a hurry. And yes, in a way it does, i look down at my bleeding penis and the salt from my tears does burn my eyes a little. Dan

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 08/26/09 05:30 PM
Dear Dan, I have this friend...yeah, that's it, a friend who gets this excruciating pain when he urinates. What can it be and where can I....errr, he get some relief from this? Dear Patsfan number two YOU? A FRIEND? Serious questions only please. Dan

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 08/26/09 05:36 PM
Dear Dan, I was on this thread here on Mingle and it was going along nicely but I tried to rescue someone who didn't need rescuing. Now one of the posters has disappeared and I'm old and so is he. My question is: When I take my Schnauzer to the school for a walk should I take his leash off? Dear Katz As i am aware that your Schnauzer is what you refer to your Depends as, i think you should maybe use the leash to help keep them around your waist. Dan

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 08/26/09 05:37 PM
Dear Dan, How should I go about telling someone I love that they are a total witch sometimes and thats why they don't have any real friends? Myka Dear Myka Bluntly, rudely, loudly and in public. Let that b1tch have it! Dan

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Wed 08/26/09 05:56 PM
dear Dan, why do my trousers twitch every time i see your pic yours, not a footballer