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1.you look exactly like my third girlfriend...
she says: okay, so how many girlfriends have you had you say ---- two worked 2. dam, where have you been all my life worked 3. holloween, i'm a warlock so, where's your broom let's go for a ride, hold on tight, whilst grabbing her hand to my ... didn't work ** its all in the delivery...doesn't matter what's said or done..#3 didn't work cause her drink spilled all over me |
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I actually heard this once at a baseball game in 1993
"Here, take the hot dog in the middle" |
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I actually heard this once at a baseball game in 1993 "Here, take the hot dog in the middle" LOL I still think my JD thing would work |
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Touch me...Am i boyfriend materiel
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Edited by
HasidicEnforcer
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Fri 07/10/09 10:13 PM
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I am afraid of the dark, can you look under my covers for me?
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I am afraid of the dark, can you look under my covers for me? Wow that would work on me. |
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really?
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really? if you said it he!! yes |
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
you make me 
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you make me
awww stop.... like you don't know yer hot.... yea right |
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Excuse me Miss, here touch my shirt. Now doesn't that feel like boyfriend material to you? 
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you make me
awww stop.... like you don't know yer hot.... yea right oh hush. I will stop being modest in 10 more years. |
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you make me
awww stop.... like you don't know yer hot.... yea right oh hush. I will stop being modest in 10 more years. You can wait if ya want to, but it's silly to deny what everyone knows. |
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you make me
awww stop.... like you don't know yer hot.... yea right oh hush. I will stop being modest in 10 more years. There's an age when we can stop? GD, did I miss that memo? |
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I don't know, my dear friend.
But you know how much I hate compliments. I miss you. and our talks about resistors and color codes and loaded damn voltage you actually made me feel smart! |
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I don't know, my dear friend. But you know how much I hate compliments. I miss you. and our talks about resistors and color codes and loaded damn voltage you actually made me feel smart! You certainly don't need anyone to make you feel smart. You passed those classes pretty much on your own. Hell, I think we talked more about nachos from Denny's 
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ummmm ( steppin off to bed now) it's been fun people.
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I don't know, my dear friend. But you know how much I hate compliments. I miss you. and our talks about resistors and color codes and loaded damn voltage you actually made me feel smart! You certainly don't need anyone to make you feel smart. You passed those classes pretty much on your own. Hell, I think we talked more about nachos from Denny's
I think they forgot the meat on my nachos, mind letting me eat yours?
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I don't know, my dear friend. But you know how much I hate compliments. I miss you. and our talks about resistors and color codes and loaded damn voltage you actually made me feel smart! You certainly don't need anyone to make you feel smart. You passed those classes pretty much on your own. Hell, I think we talked more about nachos from Denny's
I think they forgot the meat on my nachos, mind letting me eat yours?
Absolutely! |
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ok, new pick up lines people!
Are you an animal lover? Cause I have a kitty in my pants that would be glad to meet you! |
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