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Excuse me, what time do you have to be in bed? I only ask because there is a bed shortage and I think we could double up to help this crisis.
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LOL
cute. let me think... If life was bowling, I'd be the pins cause you bowl me over! |
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I'm wondering if you like camping, I know a place where there's lots of wood.
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ROFLMFAO! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!
I hope you like swimming cause you sure do make me wet! |
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it that a mirror in your pocket, cause i can see myself in your pants
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 I don't know if I want kids, but let's try practicing and see how many times we fail! |
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I don't know if I want kids, but let's try practicing and see how many times we fail! LOL good one, another one that would work on me.. |
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I don't know if I want kids, but let's try practicing and see how many times we fail! cause i wanna see the greatest performance on earth, the 69er |
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It's raining outside, can I be your umbrella and hover over you?
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I'm doing an experiment, I hear you can start a fire by rubbing two sticks togeather, I'm wondering if it works with body parts as well.
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"Boy... would I LOVE to get my hands on your carbon footprint!" 
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(((HELLKITTEN)))!
Long time no see! How have you been? You look good! |
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Wanna see if the drink "sex on the beach" really tastes like sex on the beach?
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it doesn't. and it's one of the few drinks I can handle too.
Got handcuffs? |
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Is the air conditioner broken here, or is it just that you are so hot it over powers it?
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I think I forgot to put on panties, can you check?
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I think I forgot to put on panties, can you check? OMG!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!! |
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If you don't like the music here I have a Stereo at My place.
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I like lollipops
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Tesla once said there is power in everything, I'm feeling a bit run down can I plug into you?
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