Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"have good listing skills."
Listing side to side or just making up lists? |
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"I am a sky person at the beginning."
Which is fine, as long as the parachute opens. |
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"im a person that believe that happiness is around the corner."
No, that's just a big dumpster. But if you like that sort of thing, it's OK. |
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"I'm so special with all persons around me."
Sounds a little conceited to me.... |
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"I´m a woman sensible, natural, persevering. I believe in the love but I am alone, I don´t know but I want a history real very real. I'm auditor."
The IRS has lowered their standards. |
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"done done done done done done done done done done
done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done donedone done donedone done done." That usually means the shark is about to attack. |
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"I am a sky person at the beginning." Which is fine, as long as the parachute opens. She'll be fine as long as she has a reserve chute...lmao |
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"I'm a teacher in a highschool here in my city, I like ridding horse."
Maybe the horse should be the teacher. |
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"Knowing each other is like a relation become deep."
And that's what we call a simile. |
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"iam looking for some 1 that sounds like me."
You could just make a recording. |
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"i'm not interested in you. but you can be inestersted in me."
It's all rather pointless, isn't it? |
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"very fun loving person great since of humor easy to talk to likes to have fun time loves out doors motorcycles easy on the eyes loves to dance knows how to create things likes long walks on beach"
Finally rid your town of all punctuation, huh? |
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"I like listening to music and play chees."
Mom always said not to play with my food. |
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"i'm not interested in you. but you can be inestersted in me." It's all rather pointless, isn't it? That's pretty much 99% of mingle females. |
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"i'm not interested in you. but you can be inestersted in me." It's all rather pointless, isn't it? I'm not inesterted in anyone. At least...I don't think I am. It sounds pretty bad so I'm relatively sure I'm not. |
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"hello everybody.i like the guy treat me like a princess.an adult sweet melow sexy.
i dont like guy not sexy and too childrish. " An accent you can see.... |
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"maybe i'm very excited i cant explain. "
Are you riding a rollercoaster? |
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"maybe i'm very excited i cant explain. " Are you riding a rollercoaster? I like the whole "maybe i'm very excited" thing. What, you're not sure? |
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"any typical mother would do...."
Well, I've heard of a 'mama's boy'.... but a 'boy's mama'? |
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"hmmmmm I don't know. "
Well I'm quite certain that I don't know either. |
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