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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5
myssfytz Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 14460	Fri 01/15/10 06:58 PM
LEX, WTH do you find this stuff ??? Its just sooooooo WRONG for these people to be on a computer !!! The vast majority of these are all found on one particular site whose name I won't mention -- !!! Although I did see one on a completely different site earlier today from a woman who claimed she was shy when first meeting someone but would "worm up" after that. Remember that song "Worm Up"? Cameo, I think.... Is it where you go fishing perhaps ???

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 01/15/10 07:00 PM
"i like the man in every date to bring me a gesture." Yeah, I'll give you a gesture....! It's like shooting fish in a barrel, and that's not even really a simile!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 01/15/10 07:01 PM
LEX, WTH do you find this stuff ??? Its just sooooooo WRONG for these people to be on a computer !!! The vast majority of these are all found on one particular site whose name I won't mention -- !!! Although I did see one on a completely different site earlier today from a woman who claimed she was shy when first meeting someone but would "worm up" after that. Remember that song "Worm Up"? Cameo, I think.... Is it where you go fishing perhaps ??? You could say that, but there aren't many "keepers" over there....!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 01/15/10 07:06 PM
"i'm an open-minded person i like music and movies a lot and i like to lurn." OK, where shall we start?

myssfytz Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 14460	Fri 01/15/10 07:08 PM
LEX, WTH do you find this stuff ??? Its just sooooooo WRONG for these people to be on a computer !!! The vast majority of these are all found on one particular site whose name I won't mention -- !!! Although I did see one on a completely different site earlier today from a woman who claimed she was shy when first meeting someone but would "worm up" after that. Remember that song "Worm Up"? Cameo, I think.... Is it where you go fishing perhaps ??? You could say that, but there aren't many "keepers" over there....! No ??? I thought ewed rather injoy datyeing sumone you culd tech a thyng or tew too. And you really need to write a book of " How NOT to find a date " or " I started a Mingle thread with your profile" or " How to make yourself look like a complete and utter idiot "..... Pick one and Id like my share of the profit from using my title. Please and Thanks.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 01/15/10 07:09 PM
"well all i can say is that maybe putting this description will not describe me correctly." You're the one writing it, what do you want me to do?

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 01/15/10 07:21 PM
"I don't want to be a good girl anymore. I'm too afraid to do it with people." Llamas? Ocelots? Pangolins? They have other sites for that sort of thing.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 01/15/10 07:42 PM
"i m a nice girl i work in a restaurant ,i studied topography i like people who are nice and everybody like them i like to go out and have fun." Topography must not be very difficult.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 01/15/10 07:43 PM
"i would like to meet a person with a white and big heart." Sounds like a serious medical condition to me.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 01/15/10 07:56 PM
"why say allot of stuff about ourselfs in the beggining and turn out to be liers in the end right?" Uh, you do realize that's easily avoidable, right?

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 01/15/10 08:12 PM
"i don t care so much abt how z pers is looking like but i care abt his behaviour his way 2 think but i least i like him 2 be cute." Nothing like an instantaneous self-contradiction to get the ball rolling....

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Sun 01/17/10 03:44 PM
Hey Look! I got a Lex Letter! "Hello fur-trees you wish to get acquainted with me on closer. That send me please to me the Email???? Because I do not like to talk on a site. And it is not serious. Sincerely Oksana." I swear I did not make this up or alter the letter in ANY way.

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Sun 01/17/10 08:17 PM
"I want to be surprised.... though I hate surprises ." I think I have a clue as to why you're single.

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Sun 01/17/10 08:20 PM
"BLING HUG ME RITE NAH BRING ME SOME WHO WHERE IN MY RBES YEA BOY BERING ME HOME RITE NAW RIGHT NAW NAW NAW! WHATS UP PARTY PEEPS I NEED TO GO RITE NAH OK RIGHT NAH!!." This is the manic phase. The depressive phase is much quieter.

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Sun 01/17/10 08:24 PM
"Im not afraid in any thing" What about in an airplane with no engines, on fire, spiraling towards the ground?

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Sun 01/17/10 08:33 PM
"The key to succeeding in marriage is not finding the right person; it's learning to love the person you found" Seems to me that you might want to learn that before you marry them.

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Sun 01/17/10 08:40 PM
" like sex all day everyday, all the time . and if i do not get it i will come after yu and yu will be one sorry motherf*****. " Dating Tip #238 : Whether you're looking for a date, or an intimate encounter, it's best not to begin by threatening and cursing.

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Sun 01/17/10 08:44 PM
"my goal is to be able to use my major in my future career." Isn't that usually the point?

mxtsptlk Joined Thu 12/04/08 Posts: 9	Mon 01/18/10 06:47 PM
this is a great thread! my eyes are blurry from reading all the pages in a row, and my side hurts from laughing so much.keep goin man!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 01/18/10 07:11 PM
this is a great thread! my eyes are blurry from reading all the pages in a row, and my side hurts from laughing so much.keep goin man! Thank you! It's a labor of love, or something. And as long as there are other dating sites with profiles on them, and as long as there are people who have the writing skills of a sea urchin, we will never run out of material....!