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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"This is tough. I want to be honest about myself but I don't want to end up sounding impenetrably cold and distant."
Are you Pluto? |
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"IM HERE TO GET NEWS FRIENDS."
Have you heard about the Tiger Woods fiasco? |
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"If you are honest, you are my type Really? I have very rare hobbies. You do not want to know. I love reading."
That's about as rare as you can get.... |
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"I'm italian woman, I'm looking for a funny and brillian friends ...
help me with englishhhhh kiss to All" -------------------------------- Okay Italiana living in London. Sure, I'll buy that. Funny and brilliant friends. Hmmm, after a few drinks and I'm only brilliant in the sunshine. English, well you're in the U.K., that's a start. Kiss, well I don't know much about Italian kisses, English kisses even less, but I am fluent in French. 
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"I'm average looking with a few extra lbs. The weight is due to my retirement."
I think I would've gone with the gold watch. |
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Must lov kedzs, they first and must to my heart.
 If your just looking for a one night stand don't even bother. As I am here for some fun and goodtimes but no husband.  I am so sick of these internet sites and the men on them. All you players just move on. I am on this site so my husband will see me and be jealous.  Looking for a man who makes money, love kids, picks up after himself, and not talk much. 
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"I like to know that the world is out there."
Well, sure, considering the alternative.... |
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"I'd like meet with people.But only whait."
But for how long?? |
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"I like a man that can pay for his own . A man that dose not mind some light smoke occationaly."
Spontaneous Human Combustion is HOT.... |
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"THIS IS HOW I'M WIRED. I am DEEPER than you think.If you would like to contradict me, I'm game. I can most likely figure you out within 5 minutes of having a conversation with you."
I doubt it -- I don't have any shirtless pics, or pics of me holding a fish. |
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"Dunno wot to say lol dis is my 1st time here. Lookin 4 peeps. Msg me if u want. Yadayadayadayadayada. N all dat jazz. Etcetera. Check out ******* ***** Editing for quick affordable editing and copywriting!"
See? On some sites, they put the ads right IN the profile! |
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"I am using an American Sign Language, I am Chef, I love to cook various international foods. I just moved here in Colorado from Southern California this year July 2nd 2009.. I have been married before and I have 10 years old daughter. I am seeking a man who is interesting in a relationship and communicate with me. I would like to be friend first before we know each other. My favorite sport is Kansas Men College Basketball, PBR, PRCA Rodeo , NHRA Drag Racing and NASCAR TOYOTA SPEEDWAY Racing.. I love to hang out in the city bar and dancing. I love eat dine in, and watch movies.. My favorite Hobby is Barrel Racing in Dodge City Kansas PRCA Rodeo training , I enjoy horseback riding with a partner. I do play porker in the city bar. My favorite supporting American Indian tribal, and western old cowboy style. I am particual on both side. My favorite book ALWAYS on " Bonnie & Clyde History Biograpghy "...
------------------- Okay, I get it, you're deaf. Then you should be a pro at typing and spelling. Guess not. Interesting in a relationship and communicate? Well yeah, hon, but I'm so much more than that. You play "porker" in the city bar? Wow! This must be some new card game they came out with in Iowa. I'll have to learn how to play. Oh, and about those books you read, keep reading them. |
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"I love most things in life, socialising with friends, cookening, going out for meals, walking the dog on the beach."
Cookening? |
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"I am now back in
Denver, and looking to settle down, anyone intersted? " ------------------------- Well shoot, spank my azz and call me Charlie, I had no idea hooking up was so simple. I must have been doing it wrong.
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"I love most things in life, socialising with friends, cookening, going out for meals, walking the dog on the beach." Cookening? THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE Oh, wait. Wrong word...lol |
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"waiting for a king in his white horse..."
It's a hell of a hiding place, but how does he get in there? |
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"waiting for a king in his white horse..." It's a hell of a hiding place, but how does he get in there? It's a trojan horse. Roll it up to the front door and wait for her to bring it and you inside. |
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"waiting for a king in his white horse..." It's a hell of a hiding place, but how does he get in there? It's a trojan horse. Roll it up to the front door and wait for her to bring it and you inside. Wow, she's almost as unrealistic as I am! |
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"impulsive creature Im sorry"
We haven't got a prayer against their sophisticated advanced technology. |
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"looking for a rich man.! :))))))))))))))FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN with shopping, restaurant.;)maybe ocean and parties...Clubbig ;)Funnnn with older man, young boys are sucks.;))))));)))))):))))));)))))"
This could be the one.... |
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