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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5
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Mon 01/18/10 10:49 PM

"I don't want to be a good girl anymore. I'm too afraid to do it with people."

Llamas? Ocelots? Pangolins? They have other sites for that sort of thing.




Sea Otters are nice. And cute too.

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Sat 01/23/10 04:53 PM
"How do you decide if you like someone based simply by looking at someones picture. I dont think you can."

Well, you can if they're holding a fish.


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Sat 01/23/10 04:58 PM
"I dont want someone crazy, does drugs, anger issues, or violent."

And yet you're on a dating site.

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Sat 01/23/10 05:02 PM
"I'm a artis."

I'm a Virgo.


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Sat 01/23/10 05:04 PM
"my life sucks so what else you want to know? my life is nobody's bussiness but my own."

Agreed. Although I wonder why you bothered to mention it in the first place.


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Sat 01/23/10 05:08 PM
"Wanted...A man that is charming, loving and likes to do things at the splurge of the moment..."


Pssst....your golddiggerishness is showing....


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Sat 01/23/10 05:14 PM
"I'm the girl who sings in the shower and dances in the car."


Oh, so YOU'RE the one....




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Sat 01/23/10 05:17 PM
"first and foremost i am a divorced single mom of one son whom is 21 years old now and is my number one fan and raising him alone was very hard i would do it all over again."

And in this economy, you may have to....


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Sat 01/23/10 05:27 PM
"All my pictures are less than a year old, as I hope everyone's are."

Well, Teddy Roosevelt's aren't.


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Sat 01/23/10 05:38 PM
"Im into my daugters ball."

You better come out of there, she wants to play with it.


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Sat 01/23/10 05:42 PM
"Well, I dont usually like talking about myself on here but I need to say something that will make someone think "Hmm, she sounds interesting, I should talk to her more."

That wasn't it.


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Sat 01/23/10 05:44 PM

"Well, I dont usually like talking about myself on here but I need to say something that will make someone think "Hmm, she sounds interesting, I should talk to her more."

That wasn't it.




As the baseball announcer would say.....

" A swing and a miss "

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Sat 01/23/10 05:51 PM
"This is always seems so hard to do."

You made your point.


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Sat 01/23/10 05:53 PM
"I believe in the word integrity, I forgot what the word meant."

Oh, what the hell, it has a lot of syllables, believe in it anyway.


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Sat 01/23/10 06:00 PM
"Hello...Punctuation is SEXY! Fact is, some of us single women are far more attracted to literate men than ones that can not construct a grammatically correct, comprehendible sentence."


I think "hoist on your own petard" is appropriate here.






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Sat 01/23/10 06:02 PM

"Hello...Punctuation is SEXY! Fact is, some of us single women are far more attracted to literate men than ones that can not construct a grammatically correct, comprehendible sentence."


I think "hoist on your own petard" is appropriate here.



Have to give her credit for getting close, though. LOL

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Sat 01/23/10 06:04 PM
"Don't want no alcoloics."

I think you need a prescription for those, anyway.

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Sat 01/23/10 06:11 PM
"Do you find that it's not easy to give a description to myself, which should be the comment from others. but will try to construct the detail soon or later."

Now that you mention it....


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Sat 01/23/10 06:17 PM
"i am single mother of wonderful girl.. a truck that i love."

Simple biology rules this out.


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Sat 01/23/10 06:20 PM
"MANY THINGS! ART RELIGION LIFE AFTER DEATH. PEOPLES EMOTIONS. GHOSTS. I HAVE MANY DREAMS. I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS AM INTERSTED IN ALL TOPICS BUT NO CYBER SEX. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ALA DI DII DOO DOO."

That's why they call it dope.


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