"I just got Korea from Canada."

You must be REALLY rich. But when did Canada get Korea?

"But I'm here Los Angeles for some reason."

They still haven't explained it to you, have they?

"I wan 2 b entranced 2 b mesmerized by yr manly essence,2 orbid around u,2 exist Nly wit u 4 an eternal moment,2 hear nly yr voice ina room full o noice,2 c nly yr i'z in an ocean o stares!"

Not tonight, I've got a headache -- after trying to decipher that mess.

"I have been living my life as a female for the last 10 years."

And before that....? Oh, never mind!

"Hello.I;m very kind, friendly and outgoing.I wanna meet you now."

What, right now? I don't even have my shoes on.

"What can i say about myself with out putting myself into a box......"

How about "I am not getting into that box."

"hate to say something here because i dont know what to say.i dont know who i am so, you tell me!!!!!"

Someone who can't write a profile?

"I like gardening. I like fishing. I like movies. I like dinning. I like alot of things. I like movies. This is more than 4 sentences. what is the prob? Come on now. This is strupid really it is."

No argument there.

"Conservative really means going back to normal relationship and making sense."

I don't think you're supposed to use "conservative" and "making sense" in the same sentence.

"I like to walk, masturbate, and watch movies."

Hopefully in that order.

"I am looking to meet new people. I am teaching Enlish here."

Oh, THAT should work out nicely.

"I have been bellydancing since I was 2 and still do it as a past time on occassion."

Is there really a market for 2-year-old belly dancers? I've led a rather sheltered life....

"HiI'm writting this sentenses in a very short time. Because i want to make this blank later with more consider.I like to swim."

Don't be in such a hurry.

"I find myself buried like a child in a child's first book of the stars..."

Most people just use caskets.

"I love being a clerk if you havent noticed."

I must admit, I had entirely missed that.

"I have never been happier than when I was in Love. I was never sadder than when I found out she couldn't be loyal, so if you can't be loyal don't come here."

alright here is what we need girl, 2 flash lights, a pack of fags and a glow in the dark Yomega yo-yo.




And a box of condoms

"Just a nice guy, looking to find a good woman to spend forever with. I am classy, not a better then though kinda guy."

Awwww, not better, just nice and classy

"I search kind and the handsome man who will love me such what I am. Which will not blame me on each trifles. That he loved children and was with me till the old age. About myself I can tell that I usual, not the perceptible girl who searches for serious relations with the man of the dream. I like to read and write verses. At leisure I walk with friends and I help the parents. My parents love me and I love them. I would like, that my man was ready to serious relations, instead of would escape to the first counter. "


Babelfish has not served you well

"I am 35 year old not 41."

Will this be on the test?