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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"IAM A 26 YR OLD FEMALE IN THE NAVY STATION IN JAPAN WITH TATTOOS"
I'm wondering how they got the tattoos to enlist. |
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"You may think who I am and would like to know more."
That's not what I was thinking. |
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"I oftenly found myself got carried away by a brainfull conversation."
Must be a problem with Earth's magnetic field. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Wed 01/13/10 07:37 PM
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"I am looking for somebody who is educated, patient, open-minded, kind and intereted in defferent cultures."
It's like when your car runs out of gas right before the finish line...... |
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"I am divorced have two kids but that live with my parents and I am don't speak English very good."
Well, it's a difficult language. Lots of irregular verbs. |
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"My life's goal is to screw someones life."
I'm sorry, I've posted this one before, but I ran across it again, and it is one of my all-time favorites. |
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"I am open mind, friendly and most time like hand out with friends "
I don't have enough spare change for you AND your friends. |
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"everyone have many ways to fellow up terms,when coming iterms of relationship there must be a way by which you must know who you really want to go out with it, i dont want to go on telling people that."
Feel free to stop anytime. |
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" I would like to meet a nice person with all the qualities that a woman like me would love to meet."
I don't even know where to get on this merry-go-round of logic. |
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"my goal is my goal when im done "
That's brilliant! Set your goals AFTER you complete them! It's just harder to know when you're done..... |
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"i like pop music, blues, rhumba from africa, am out going like hanging out with friends am an extrovat."
How many gallons do you hold? |
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"i am a sraight foward 25years old who mean bussiness and i am looking for a good understanding and mature person who is ready to stay or live as husband and wife."
Stay OR live, but not both. |
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"i love myself because i understand my self.the thing i am most passionate about are making a change in someone elses life."
We've met. Repeatedly. |
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"Hi, im 5-2, 46 currently sepperated, not divorced yet I,m told very sexy looking im a little heavy more veluptious."
One thing I've discovered after having looked at approximately 13,892,732,844 profiles -- apparently, it is impossible for a woman to spell "voluptuous" properly. Must be some genetic problem. |
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"i work for a certain company."
Ominous, but not particularly helpful. |
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"I whould like to meet someone onest and fun not some one who feels they must be faik for me to like them or like them I will be real with you so do the same for me Thers nothing worse than a fake ***."
Sure there is. Read what you just wrote. |
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"I like man who does not smokes, Man who is honest, promising,lovely, kind.social to the people. who is happy alway and i will happy too. Get me and i will get dont wast time we should harry becouse the time is short."
Harry is kind of short, too. What is he, about 5'3"? |
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"The first date we can meet and have tea together. We can walk and talk and we can go to cinema. we can meet friends. We can eat together. Then we can know what we ca do next."
Some guy shows up with further instructions? How does this work? |
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"often people never have a second date from the same guy."
Or a first one, even. |
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"i love travelling and socializing and especially moutain climbing that makes me feel good becouse am so full of sence of humour and its very contagious."
Yes, the inevitable link between mountain climbing and a sense of humor. That Sir Edmund Hillary, that guy was a riot. |
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