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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"all things grove with love."
That should be "grovel." |
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"I am looking to meet new people. I am teaching Enlish here." Oh, THAT should work out nicely. Ahhh finally! The beginning of the end to this thread! ... or not |
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"2009 should be a great year, talk to ya later"
hummm, a time warp perhaps... |
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"I search for man which can be a line in a difficult minute which will find a key to my heart."
So you want a stick figure? |
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"I look is quite modern, I love convenient clothes! I look always perfectly, and I like to put on originally, to look for 100 percent, and even it is more:-) I am quite pleased with myself."
Sure, you're the only one who can understand what you're saying. |
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"I like telling what to do and other time telling you."
Are you my ex-wife? |
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"Me like nice hot weather and beaches. for fun like horse racing and horses."
Slow down, Tarzan, there aren't a lot of horse races at the beach. |
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"I spend all my time with my son 1 yo.I would like to find good man who wnant to get merid and have a good family.I can be a goog wife ?"
Would that be a googette? |
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"I am happy person and humble and detached!"
Detached emotionally, or detached like a garage? |
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"I am open for communication, pretty, rather intellegent."
It's a good thing you're pretty. |
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"I like talking and asking people wahts going on and ask them if they are sleeping Oh and did I say that I like to know if people are haveing fun and then telling them that they aren't if thay are."
Do you ever convince them that they're not? |
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"one of my nipples is huge and one is teeny. sounds gross...but it gets me a LOT of attention."
I would think just walking around with them exposed at all would accomplish the same thing, regardless of relative size. |
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"Intelligent and aducated woman"
Chicago Public School System, I take it? |
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"I'm looking for a fun guy, who isn't looking to make a dress out of my skin..."
I was thinking boots, actually.... |
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"By 2011 I hope to loose 5 pounds at the most."
That's right, push that envelope. There's nothing like reckless ambition. |
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"yes 1.cleaning 2.be how Iam now 3.well I like to have fun and be at my house 4.reggaeton"
It's like hearing one side of a phone call. |
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"i dont now. i like to go out i am person relly romanty and i like talk to the phone we my friends ect...."
Sometimes the phone will talk back. |
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"I like to go to the movies, the theater, concerts, internal turism."
Yeah, just slosh around in the old intestines for 4 days and 3 nights. |
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"if u want to now ask or find out your self."
I've got a team of private investigators working on it. |
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"looking for sexchat old man hobbies are porn sex and joggingmusic popgoal sex chatwith old manmy huge boobs make me stand out."
They're not helping much with the writing though. |
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