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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"IM HERE TO GET NEWS FRIENDS." Have you heard about the Tiger Woods fiasco? I have News Friends. Wolf Blitzer, Jack Cafferty, Rick Sanchez and I go wayyyy back. |
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"I'm a very interesting girl, if you are good looking europeon man write to me, other wise don't bather, please."
Might as well just stay dirty in that case. |
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"Sorry for mistakes. I'm not realy god in english."
Besides, what would he be doing on a dating site? |
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"I like to be my self,an inspiration to other women.I am always my self,trying to be my self all the time."
Redundancy Woman? |
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"Sorry for mistakes. I'm not realy god in english." Besides, what would he be doing on a dating site? He must have figured out what we men haven't been able to do, that no woman is worth marrying. That's why God is still single, it ain't worth it. If she divorces Him, she gets half of His stuff. 
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"I work part time at the shelter to batter women."
Are you Mike Tyson? |
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"I work part time at the shelter to batter women." Are you Mike Tyson? I hate deep-fried, it always gives me heartburn.
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"I work part time at the shelter to batter women." Are you Mike Tyson? I hate deep-fried, it always gives me heartburn. It's finger-breakin' good! |
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"This is tough. I want to be honest about myself but I don't want to end up sounding impenetrably cold and distant." Are you Pluto? Oh, sorry to hear that, you see, penetration will one day become a requirement. I hate the cold, and you need to be close for me to penetrate.
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"I'm average looking with a few extra lbs. The weight is due to my retirement." I think I would've gone with the gold watch. Don't lie, it's from the ice cream, cake, beer, candy, and super-size extra value meals. |
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"I spend all my time with my son 1 yo.I would like to find good man who wnant to get merid and have a good family.I can be a goog wife ?" Would that be a googette? I can only hope that our future son will get all of his traits from me. And that your stupidity is a recessive gene.
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"But I'm here Los Angeles for some reason." They still haven't explained it to you, have they? This is the most important thing anyone will ever tell you: "Come closer. Closer. Closer.....GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
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"I`m interested in music, sport and films. I like coming to the cinema, party and clubs. I`m a nice, prity and wonderfull girl. I`m looking for handsome man. I love you. I want to stay a doctor."
Malpractice suits can be so very very cruel.... |
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"I`m interested in music, sport and films. I like coming to the cinema, party and clubs. I`m a nice, prity and wonderfull girl. I`m looking for handsome man. I love you. I want to stay a doctor." Malpractice suits can be so very very cruel.... Where did you get your PhD again? One of them online universities?
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"sometimes i reads books but is not usually."
I never would have guessed. |
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"I am a very happy person, I like the mentalism and the metafisian."
Metafisia is nice this time of year. |
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"I speack english."
You just don't write it. |
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"I love music and all tipe of teather and ballet."
Tethered ballet? Now that's a concept! |
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"I'm a very interesting girl, if you are good looking europeon man write to me, other wise don't bather, please." Might as well just stay dirty in that case. there aren't many euro pee-ons here, or at least they wouldn't try to degrade themselves like that. |
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"I'm opened minded. I have green hair, black hair, light skin, I'm 24 years old, and live on my own."
They can fix that now, you know. |
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