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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"like to play bowling tinnis."
A rather nasty disease of the inner ear. |
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"I was raised born and raised in Miami."
But where were you raised? |
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"open to all types of guys. no red heads."
BAM!! Take THAT, Carrot Top. |
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"you know what is strange? every time you need to write something about yourself it takes some time to think, how can i formulate something that would sound attractive and what would others think of me."
Pfffft. You're overthinking it. Just write a bunch of plagiarized mind-numbing crap like everybody else. Oh wait, you already did. |
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"i m looking for a right man that i can call my husband at the public.i m 5.9 tall and an athletic.i m cool looking and gentle.i dont really believes in online dating."
Urban legend. |
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 These need to be in a book.
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"I am 30 years old and my puppy is 10 months old."
I sense a math problem coming up. |
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"Hi, just arrived and noticed there is too much fun going on in this town to experience it alone."
Where exactly is the cut-off point? |
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"I'm relly hope in the internet has some good guys they has the same intereseing like me."
Well, a lot of them certainly write like you. |
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Lex,
Ya gotta write a book man. Seriously. This shyte is just too damn funny. |
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"I love horse riding and hope to restart it in the future."
Your horse has a "start" button? |
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Lex, Ya gotta write a book man. Seriously. This shyte is just too damn funny. I was actually thinking about that the other day.... 
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"I'm planning on studying an animal-related subject at university."
Could you please be a little more vague? |
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Lex, Ya gotta write a book man. Seriously. This shyte is just too damn funny. I was actually thinking about that the other day.... Time's a tickin young man. Id buy it but only if I get an autographed copy. |
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"I M A QUIET PERSON"
WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. |
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Lex, Ya gotta write a book man. Seriously. This shyte is just too damn funny. I was actually thinking about that the other day.... Time's a tickin young man. Id buy it but only if I get an autographed copy. Hey, I've already got 3 books out now, but they're not this kind of material....!
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Lex, Ya gotta write a book man. Seriously. This shyte is just too damn funny. I was actually thinking about that the other day.... Time's a tickin young man. Id buy it but only if I get an autographed copy. Hey, I've already got 3 books out now, but they're not this kind of material....! I know, you're famous in "real" life. Names of yer books ?? Perhaps I just might check them out. |
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"depends...depends...depends...depends...depends
...depends...depends...depends...depends...depends ...depends...depends...depends...depends...depends ...depends...depends...depends...depends...depends" Aisle three, next to the rubber sheets. |
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"I'm funny stupid and crazy about men who don't wear socks."
Just my luck -- when I finally find a profile with a little originality, I'm wearing socks. |
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Lex, Ya gotta write a book man. Seriously. This shyte is just too damn funny. I was actually thinking about that the other day.... Time's a tickin young man. Id buy it but only if I get an autographed copy. Hey, I've already got 3 books out now, but they're not this kind of material....! I know, you're famous in "real" life. Names of yer books ?? Perhaps I just might check them out. Moving Day, Moving Parts, and Perfectly Frank. |
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