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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"Probably make you dizzy with talk to make you believe I'm not shy."
Or to figure out what the hell that sentence is supposed to mean. |
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"People will read both your profile AND message when deciding if they should write back to you. If your profile is really lame it won't matter how good your message is."
And yet you chose to write this. |
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"I'm a naturally woman who would looking for a naturally man.I'm interested in many things, thats why you get never bored with me."
Naturally. |
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"YOU ATTRACT WHO YOU ARE."
Does that mean we're all gay? |
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"I like to meet someone who is honest, romantic , smart and with sense of humour .I dont like who boasts about everything (ie. house money etc..)"
Too bad, sweetheart, I was just about to tell you all about my enormous amount of house money. Whatever that is. |
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"I'm looking for a sporting type of fun is always entertain me, etc.. ask me but themselves."
OK, now this time, put the words in order. |
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"Enjoy most things, shows, cinema dancing, eating out and enjoy outdoor walking."
Yeah, who could ever get enough of that cinema dancing? Although people yell at you when you block their view, but still. |
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"All wrong - does anyone actually read the profile ?(what a horrible word) Although generally true."
Well, I have to agree with whatever that was. |
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"I ASKED MY FRIEND TO DESCRIBE ME AND SHE SAID I,M GEORGEOUS, BUT THEN SHE WOULD CAUSE SHES MY FRIEND .."
I think we need to find out what "georgeous" means before we go making assumptions.... |
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"i am a well travelled woman, am slim with reasonably long legs."
Damn, and here I am looking for a woman with unreasonably long legs. |
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"Hi how you all doin'? Don't you hate writing about yourself!"
Oh yeah, I absolutely despise it. Have you seen my profile? |
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"I don´t want to be close to anything."
Then you really should be floating in space somewhere. |
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"I love coffee and therefore I think it makes for a great opportunity to spend time with someone without feeling obliged to spend time in a long committed dinner or movie."
Yeah, I hate those long committed dinners. They just go on FOREVER.... |
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"i love to ride houses."
Doesn't seem like much of a ride.... |
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"i love to ride houses." Doesn't seem like much of a ride.... You have to be careful when riding houses. The wicked witch of the East should teach us all a lesson. |
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"i love to ride houses." Doesn't seem like much of a ride.... You have to be careful when riding houses. The wicked witch of the East should teach us all a lesson. And it's so hard to get the saddle to stay on. |
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"Probably make you dizzy with talk to make you believe I'm not shy."
Or to figure out what the hell that sentence is supposed to mean. Well she's right about one thing anyway... |
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"Probably make you dizzy with talk to make you believe I'm not shy." Or to figure out what the hell that sentence is supposed to mean. and what does it say about me that I actually found some sense in that sentence??? 
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Love - here the sharpest knowledge. It to aspire to win to herself another. Also wins, getting into it. It - an overflowing, having poured too much to not be filled yet reservoirs of another. And to be filled they any more with its waters.
This must be some deep poetry cause it's way over my head |
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Edited by
HawaiiMusikMan
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Mon 12/14/09 11:35 PM
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"I the gentle, kind and fragile girl, like to go in for sports. Also I love different pets."
I like to go in for sports too. Table tennis and foosball are some of my favorites. Are you into llamas? I know someone who might be interested if you are. |
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