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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"I would do something fun.Something excited. Something me. Something makes me fall in love. hmmm hmm hmm. hmm hmm hmm . I'll add description later. What do u want me to write."
I'd like to see the German alphabet. |
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"i am really very ambition person, i succedd all things."
Well, I can name at least one where you didn't.... |
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"im from here and there and mabey everywherebeeky booi see you and can see myself in this little mirror it scares me and wants to eat me it looks at me and goes beeky boo"
Just when you think the War On Drugs is over.... |
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"Live is Good. I like the smile. I like my style. I want to believe you."
Bad move there! |
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"would like to meet either males or females im not bi sexual"
A little defensive there, huh? |
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"I like good man , kindness and good woman I want good freind mean for woman"
How do you feel about llamas? |
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"I'm not hard for myself"
Good, I can see where that might be a problem. |
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"u know,u have to know.nobody can trust.don't believe in word.no promise.no honest in the real social.too much hurt in real word.only one thing can save u => try to learn every thing."
I'm learning about the orbital eccentricities of the exoplanets. |
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"I'm working women in public co.,ltd. at purchasing dept. I'm nice guy long hair and eyes brown."
That whole gender-confusion thing is really alluring. |
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Received in an email.
I got me some cents an I hab a pisser ub me. Sew win does we getsta go on a date? I have NO clue! |
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Received in an email.
I got me some cents an I hab a pisser ub me. Sew win does we getsta go on a date? I have NO clue! Wooowwww... That sounds like a letter from my redneck profile! Sure they weren't joking?? |
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"I woulk like in our first meeting go to cinema or nice restaurant or natura"
Never been to Natura. Let's go there. |
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"want to know more friends here. I am serious, no joking, no kidding. Head underwater"
Kidding or not, there's a limited number of friends you'll meet underwater. |
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"I have no ide what to say"
Finally, the woman I've been looking for all my life. Maybe. I might need a FEW more details. |
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"Dear visitors of my profile,
just going to say few words about myself, just to make sure that you have found the right person." Frankly, I wasn't that sure to start with. |
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"I just wanna have fun!I just wanna have fun!
I wanna have more fun! I wanna have naked fun! I need to have fun!I just wanna have fun! I wanna have more fun! I wanna have naked fun! I need to have fun! I wanna have more fun! I wanna have naked fun! I need to have fun! " I guess I'm not sure what it is you wanna have. |
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"I know I wont like you "
Oh, you're not gonna get me with that reverse psychology. At least I hope it's reverse psychology. Otherwise I think that's just taunting. |
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"fun loving female who doesn't take herself too seriously. loves to potter around at home "
It's always more fun if you have a flying broom and a magic wand. |
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"the first time I meet you I would hope to talk forever"
I'm not sure I can block that much time on my blackberry. |
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"I believe in meetings in person."
Well there's plenty of evidence that would indicate they do exist. |
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