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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"spontanian"
What's the weather like in Spontania? |
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"Go go asdlfjasdlf asdlöfkjadflasdfj asldfjaldfasjdf
asdölfkjasdlfasjdf öaldkfjasdlöfjalakdfjaslödfjalsdf j asldjfasldfj asdfl ladjfalsdfjasö lf adlfjadlffladjfladfjas dfad aöldfja dflasdlf asdö" Oh look, a Martian cheerleader.... |
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'please dont waste your time if you are not of african or carribean decent'
i guess i have always been a very bad black man |
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"I sometimes wish life had a soundtrack."
It does. It's called "Geico commercials." |
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"A brown curly girl who reaches in, seeks dynamic guy with sparkly venter and good manners."
Oooooh, a curly girl. I'm not sure how sparkly my venter is, though. |
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"No god at writing in english but do my best."
I don't think he ever did much writing in English anyway. |
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I like all things women like and as soon as you tell me my opinion I can then have one!
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"Sweet and tasty. Well meet you later, maybe. Not looking for someone. Just here for fun. Gaah just filling this space out with some random words.Sweet home alabama. Mmm roe deer burger with extra cheese, like to have a taste on one of those."
How about a nice cup of Adderall? |
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"Im looking for a strong stud muffin that is really sporty and can give me some peace and comfort you no like an old pear of pannties without the stains."
Ah, there's nothing like an exquisitely-crafted simile.... |
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"I am normal, stupid and fun to be with. Looking for the same."
Yeah, there are a hundred guys out there right now going "Hey, I'M normal and stupid and fun to be with!" |
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"Hello! I do hate this, i get tongue-tied(?) and i really dont know what to write."
If you write with your tongue, you're doing it wrong. |
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"Im looking for a strong stud muffin that is really sporty and can give me some peace and comfort you no like an old pear of pannties without the stains." Ah, there's nothing like an exquisitely-crafted simile.... why couldn't I have come up with that? 
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"we like going out for fall drives out into the country, out into the pumpkin farms,on weekends we like to explore different waterparks (indoors in the fall), hiking at the state parks"
Are you bringing someone with you? And would I be dating them too? |
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"I'd rather write about someone else"
It seems that's what most people do anyhow. |
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"ever wonder why we dream? maybe dreams are emotions that are tied up "
And maybe algae have a collective consciousness. I just don't see how that helps here. |
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"I go up north camping to my folks place. "
Usually my parents allow me to stay in the house. |
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"blaH, BLAH , BLAH, BLAH BLAH SERIOUSLY? Looking for someone w less baggage than me"
Yep...I think I'm looking for someone with less baggage than you too. |
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"To be filled out at a later date. To be filled out at a later date. To be filled out at a later date. To be filled out at a later date.To be filled out at a later date.To be filled out at a later date.To be filled out at a later date.To be filled out at a later date.To be filled out at a later date.To be filled out at a later date. "
So...... later then? |
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"i like to fish, go camping, go to movies. I eventually want to go to Culinary school and have my own restaurant. Me?"
Well I assume it's you, but you'd know better than I would. |
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"i have many goals...but i would like to live a happy and joyful life"
I hate it when my goals get in the way of me being happy and joyful. But that's the price I pay to be the devil's intern. |
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