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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4
alternativa's photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:00 PM


I sure hope that nobody recognizes their profile on here.


I never use profiles from this site. As a matter of common courtesy, I think it would be insensitive and inappropriate to bash one of our own.




I'd like you to take a look at mine. I don't mind you posting anything you find funny and will probably laugh harder than anyone else at my mistake before going and changing it.

Please... take a look at mine and find my brainfarts.


tngxl65's photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:10 PM



I sure hope that nobody recognizes their profile on here.


I never use profiles from this site. As a matter of common courtesy, I think it would be insensitive and inappropriate to bash one of our own.




I'd like you to take a look at mine. I don't mind you posting anything you find funny and will probably laugh harder than anyone else at my mistake before going and changing it.

Please... take a look at mine and find my brainfarts.






Hate to disappoint, but I found your profile to be refreshingly original and informative.

But are you laid back and easy going? :wink:

no photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:11 PM



I sure hope that nobody recognizes their profile on here.


I never use profiles from this site. As a matter of common courtesy, I think it would be insensitive and inappropriate to bash one of our own.




I'd like you to take a look at mine. I don't mind you posting anything you find funny and will probably laugh harder than anyone else at my mistake before going and changing it.

Please... take a look at mine and find my brainfarts.





OK -- as much as it pains me to say this -- I can't find ANYTHING wrong with your profile.

Not only is it interesting, well-written, and informative, it looks like everything is spelled properly and it's all grammatically correct. You've done a great job at telling us who you are and what you're interested in.

I see a profile like this, oh, maybe once every 16,950 years.

Seriously, I think everybody here should read your profile. There is a lot they could learn.

Keep up the good work!

Of course, the next 4311 profiles I read are all going to say "I don't know what to write here." That's just the way it works.


alternativa's photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:20 PM
I don't know if I should feel happy because I write well or upset because I'm not making people smile or laugh.

Oh well... guess all those A's in English were earned.

alternativa's photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:24 PM




I sure hope that nobody recognizes their profile on here.


I never use profiles from this site. As a matter of common courtesy, I think it would be insensitive and inappropriate to bash one of our own.




I'd like you to take a look at mine. I don't mind you posting anything you find funny and will probably laugh harder than anyone else at my mistake before going and changing it.

Please... take a look at mine and find my brainfarts.






Hate to disappoint, but I found your profile to be refreshingly original and informative.

But are you laid back and easy going? :wink:


'Laid back and easy going' is descriptive of a personality trait. Are you trying to get me to do what I ask others in my ad not to do? The only way to answer would be to say yes and no. Yes according to most friends and no according to my mother and a few others. It all depends on who is describing me.

alternativa's photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:27 PM




I sure hope that nobody recognizes their profile on here.


I never use profiles from this site. As a matter of common courtesy, I think it would be insensitive and inappropriate to bash one of our own.




I'd like you to take a look at mine. I don't mind you posting anything you find funny and will probably laugh harder than anyone else at my mistake before going and changing it.

Please... take a look at mine and find my brainfarts.





OK -- as much as it pains me to say this -- I can't find ANYTHING wrong with your profile.

Not only is it interesting, well-written, and informative, it looks like everything is spelled properly and it's all grammatically correct. You've done a great job at telling us who you are and what you're interested in.

I see a profile like this, oh, maybe once every 16,950 years.

Seriously, I think everybody here should read your profile. There is a lot they could learn.

Keep up the good work!

Of course, the next 4311 profiles I read are all going to say "I don't know what to write here." That's just the way it works.




Yes... they could learn how easy it is to fall asleep while reading due to the lack of entertainment and length of my profile.

Thanks for taking a look and for being so nice about it.

tngxl65's photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:30 PM


But are you laid back and easy going? :wink:


'Laid back and easy going' is descriptive of a personality trait. Are you trying to get me to do what I ask others in my ad not to do? The only way to answer would be to say yes and no. Yes according to most friends and no according to my mother and a few others. It all depends on who is describing me.



I was just making light of the millions of other profiles that simply say a variation of "I'm laid back and easy going", which is a consistent 'picked bone' on this thread.

alternativa's photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:34 PM
Hmmm... maybe someone should put an ad up with the opposite of the usual garbage...

Sitting upright & hard to move (laid back & easy going)

Hateful & realistic (loving & romantic)

etc...

no photo
Thu 04/30/09 03:05 PM

Hmmm... maybe someone should put an ad up with the opposite of the usual garbage...

Sitting upright & hard to move (laid back & easy going)

Hateful & realistic (loving & romantic)

etc...



I've often said how much I would appreciate a profile that said "I'm easily agitated and prone to fits of spontaneous violence" -- just for the sheer originality of it.

LordCole's photo
Thu 04/30/09 03:31 PM

alternativa wrote:

Yes... they could learn how easy it is to fall asleep while reading due to the lack of entertainment and length of my profile.

Thanks for taking a look and for being so nice about it.



Ironic that you posted those very words, I am laughing so hard right now my abdomen hurts.
I read your profile a little while ago in "perv mode", NOT to tired to read today... rofl

no photo
Thu 04/30/09 03:44 PM





I sure hope that nobody recognizes their profile on here.


I never use profiles from this site. As a matter of common courtesy, I think it would be insensitive and inappropriate to bash one of our own.




I'd like you to take a look at mine. I don't mind you posting anything you find funny and will probably laugh harder than anyone else at my mistake before going and changing it.

Please... take a look at mine and find my brainfarts.





OK -- as much as it pains me to say this -- I can't find ANYTHING wrong with your profile.

Not only is it interesting, well-written, and informative, it looks like everything is spelled properly and it's all grammatically correct. You've done a great job at telling us who you are and what you're interested in.

I see a profile like this, oh, maybe once every 16,950 years.

Seriously, I think everybody here should read your profile. There is a lot they could learn.

Keep up the good work!

Of course, the next 4311 profiles I read are all going to say "I don't know what to write here." That's just the way it works.




Yes... they could learn how easy it is to fall asleep while reading due to the lack of entertainment and length of my profile.

Thanks for taking a look and for being so nice about it.



Mine is 1400 pages long and no one seems to mind -- a lot of them want to argue about everything I wrote in it, but few seem to have issues with the length, per se....


alternativa's photo
Thu 04/30/09 03:54 PM


alternativa wrote:

Yes... they could learn how easy it is to fall asleep while reading due to the lack of entertainment and length of my profile.

Thanks for taking a look and for being so nice about it.



Ironic that you posted those very words, I am laughing so hard right now my abdomen hurts.
I read your profile a little while ago in "perv mode", NOT to tired to read today... rofl


'Perv mode'??? I don't think anything in my profile would be interesting to someone in a perverted mood, but just in case I'm wrong... anything in there cause any reactions??? pitchfork

AaronzDad's photo
Thu 04/30/09 04:15 PM

that's "social site slang" there Alternativa

"perving" someone's profile or "stalking" them is just referring to looking at a profile. Usually someone way out of your age or mileage range. Hence the negative connotation.

But then you asked us all to check out your profile so you don't quite fall into any normal category.

Oh, well written profile by the way.

alternativa's photo
Thu 04/30/09 05:24 PM


that's "social site slang" there Alternativa

"perving" someone's profile or "stalking" them is just referring to looking at a profile. Usually someone way out of your age or mileage range. Hence the negative connotation.

But then you asked us all to check out your profile so you don't quite fall into any normal category.

Oh, well written profile by the way.



Aaah... got it! slaphead

I only recently started reading and talking in the forums and am still trying to get used to things. The help is appreciated.
waving

jemare's photo
Thu 04/30/09 10:35 PM
This forum should have been in the jokes section. It's a good thing I didn't have alot to drink before reading because I laughed so hard. Thanks for an evening of reading that was as enjoyable as watching Jeff Foxworthy (hope I spelled his name right).

galendgirl's photo
Fri 05/01/09 07:41 PM


I'd like you to take a look at mine. I don't mind you posting anything you find funny and will probably laugh harder than anyone else at my mistake before going and changing it.

Please... take a look at mine and find my brainfarts.




You were a brave, brave woman...asking what the rest of us didn't dare! Your reward was a stunning review! Congrats! flowerforyou

no photo
Fri 05/01/09 09:23 PM



I'd like you to take a look at mine. I don't mind you posting anything you find funny and will probably laugh harder than anyone else at my mistake before going and changing it.

Please... take a look at mine and find my brainfarts.




You were a brave, brave woman...asking what the rest of us didn't dare! Your reward was a stunning review! Congrats! flowerforyou


Well, her profile is one of the best I've ever seen, and I believe in giving credit where it's due....

Above and beyond that -- anybody who's gutsy enough to come in HERE and ask for a profile rating -- well, that takes some Major Stones --

Major Stones -- I served under him in the war....


AaronzDad's photo
Fri 05/01/09 10:05 PM

The only time it would take guts to ask us for advice is if you hadn't read any of the posts in here and had one of "those" profiles. laugh laugh laugh

alternativa's photo
Sat 05/02/09 11:07 AM



I'd like you to take a look at mine. I don't mind you posting anything you find funny and will probably laugh harder than anyone else at my mistake before going and changing it.

Please... take a look at mine and find my brainfarts.




You were a brave, brave woman...asking what the rest of us didn't dare! Your reward was a stunning review! Congrats! flowerforyou


It wasn't bravery... more like I wanted to see if I had anything like that in mine so I could change it.
Better to have someone tell you you're walking around with toilet paper sticking out and be able to remove it than to walk around like that all day, right?laugh

no photo
Sat 05/02/09 06:49 PM
"Everything what i want this is just to be happy"

Best of luck to you, Yoda.


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