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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"I Am a girl dat like to play with a lot of things. Like to be a hottie all the time . easygoing:bana!1!na: i dont like to driking im not easy 2 control and bute the lip if there are cute LOVE TO SHOP"
You know, if someone came out with a product called "Profile Helper," they could make a fortune.... |
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"I like to much work. I have 30 year. am very friendly and we wall like the people very comunicative I dont speak to much Inglish."
And yet it's still better than so many who claim to.... |
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"The word fear does not exist in my vocabulary."
Then how did you just type it? "Fear is a word that stops you from acomplishing your goals." No, that's usually just a guy with a big sword. |
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"A bit hard to describe myself maybe we leave some of it aside and you tell me about myself when you get to know me so I can complete this part.."
Nice to see that "Do your own work" is still up and running.... Is this from one of those new "Self-service" dating sites? 
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Picture this: "Guy" sitting there in pink bra (filling out a good C cup), pink panties, black thigh high nylons and high heels" -- no picture of "his" face.
 
Profile states something like: "I am not bi, I am str8t, male, but I love lesbians. Males don't contact me I will delete your replies????" But was he/she/it filling out the pink panties too? |
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"I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO IS NOT INTO HEAD GAMES.SOMEONE WHO IS CARING. AN HONEST UNDERSTANDING MAN.A MAN WHO LIKES TO GO TO THE MOVIES.SOMEONE WHO HAS A GOOD HEAD IN HIS SHOULDER."
That's just creepy. How did it even get in there? |
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Picture this: "Guy" sitting there in pink bra (filling out a good C cup), pink panties, black thigh high nylons and high heels" -- no picture of "his" face.
Profile states something like: "I am not bi, I am str8t, male, but I love lesbians. Males don't contact me I will delete your replies????" But was he/she/it filling out the pink panties too? Ummm, "he/she/it" had "their" legs crossed so I couldn't actually tell, but the bra was filled out "very" nicely. Must have been taking some estrogen on the side. 
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"I don't like tatooes, long hair or exagerrated beards on men"
My beard is 4000 feet long.... |
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"I Am a girl dat like to play with a lot of things. Like to be a hottie all the time . easygoing:bana!1!na: i dont like to driking im not easy 2 control and bute the lip if there are cute LOVE TO SHOP"
You know, if someone came out with a product called "Profile Helper," they could make a fortune.... Add 2 cups of water and a pound of keyboard Bring to a boil then simmer on low heat for 15 minutes Let stand for five minutes before serving Confusion will thicken as it stands |
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"I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO IS NOT INTO HEAD GAMES.SOMEONE WHO IS CARING. AN HONEST UNDERSTANDING MAN.A MAN WHO LIKES TO GO TO THE MOVIES.SOMEONE WHO HAS A GOOD HEAD IN HIS SHOULDER." That's just creepy. How did it even get in there? Yeah, that's really stupid! I keep mine in a jar on the shelf. |
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"You must look deeper and realize that easy things do not last..."
What about EASY-OFF® Oven Cleaner? |
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"This is the last place you are gonna have to look if you are looking for an outgoing , openminded, friendly, loving woman"
Why? Am I dying? |
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"I have to write THREE sentences!? Do they have to be complete sentences? I prefer either incomplete sentences or run on sentences in a stream of conscious kind of way like my brain works"
Not sure that's a completely accurate term, but OK. |
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"Like to talk with a nice cup of coffee."
Still thinking it can't be all that great of a conversation. |
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"Im looking for a person to sheer and have good conversation."
I think a sheep might be a better candidate. |
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"Hi..will like to meet some one that will like to eat what I cook..."
Like I'm going to fall for THAT again.... |
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"I love watching movies clean my house"
I'd like to know how you manage that.... |
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"Right now there isn't much to say"
How's Thursday looking for you? Say, oh, I don't know, maybe about 2:30? |
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"iam person who love music movies i love animals and also i like to work also iam person very sentlemento person"
Sentlemento is good.... I think they call them "The Freshmaker".... |
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"im petite 5' 1145pds, with big brown eyes and long hair."
Obviously, we differ on our interpretations of "petite." |
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