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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"hi. I am looking at some profiles. I don't know what Im interested in."
I can make some stuff up, if that would help. |
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"I'm not realy god in english."
Very few of us are. |
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"I am intelligent, confident, ambitious, driven, and at the same time easy going and laid back."
How many times do I have to tell you? It's "laid back and easy going," not the other way around. Oh look, I'm breaking out in hives. |
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"wait...wut"
Wait...huh? |
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"I have 2 fish tanks and a cat."
This is the start of a riddle, isn't it? |
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"iam looking for a nice good looking man over 20 and under 30. He has to be funy, outgoin, fun to be around and active.he has to have a fit boby"
I'm assuming that's some sort of euphemism. |
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"christian"
...Meets Atheist. Would make an awful love story. |
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"H E R E Y O U G O, F O U R S E N T E N C E S"
Nowadays, we call that "mathematically challenged." |
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"christian"
...Meets Atheist. Would make an awful love story. No, that would make a God-awful love story. |
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I only read a few of these but I have tears coming out of my eyes I'm laughing so hard! LOL
Wait, I better go check my profile now lol |
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I only read a few of these but I have tears coming out of my eyes I'm laughing so hard! LOL Wait, I better go check my profile now lol It won't help... I'm not even a complete idiot and I can't make mine sound intelligent! |
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I only read a few of these but I have tears coming out of my eyes I'm laughing so hard! LOL
It won't help...
Wait, I better go check my profile now lol I'm not even a complete idiot and I can't make mine sound intelligent! Thar ain't nuthin wrong with yer porfile! Of course it's not NEARLY as brilliant as mine but hey, you're only human. |
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"I really don't want to do this right now but my description field was too short so I am writing something. I really just want to look... Ok, still too short apparently so I'm typing some more. How about now? "
If you would just have added the words "Laid back and easy going" it would have been perfect! |
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"I'm an odd sort of woman...you've never met a chick like me. "
Odd as in "refreshing and unique"? Or odd as in "I talk to people you can't see and they direct me in each decision I make"? |
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"I am really laid back and spontaneous and usually up for anything."
When you substitute 'spontaneous' for 'easy going' it's like it's almost a whole different profile. |
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" I love doing thingsoutside,take long rides to the mountians.Im looking for someone with an open mind.Also someone who because im a psychic mediumis into the metaphysicalworld."
I'm having enough trouble with the real world right now. |
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"i look as good as if not better then people my age."
Are these ugly people or normal people? |
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"Message me to find out"
I think I already know. |
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"I'm and honest person who works as a hairstlyist"
In this age of rogue hairstylists, it's rare and refreshing to come across an honest one. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Sun 05/03/09 08:47 AM
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"I like to get to know people by chatting"
Personally I think that 'charades' works much better. |
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