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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"hi pll it me hehe i am a sipil girl juest whont have fun like going out dancing like spent time on pc biut most of all i love my kids thay ae my life.at my free time like go shooping."
Must you spill the Scrabble tiles all over the floor every time we try to play? |
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"it would be better to ask if you have any questions."
OK -- Do I have any questions? |
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"Yes, I do exist."
I'm going to need better proof. |
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"No use saying lots of words....describing yourself is futile...you may seem different to various people...so i leave it up to you to get to know me....!!!"
Trying to get to know someone who's too lazy to write anything even remotely informative is REALLY futile.... |
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"I am an avid dog lover it seems, with 2 legs."
You, or the dogs? |
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"This Right Here."
Right where? What? |
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"Im not sure what to sat here."
Must have been a horse, judging by the size of that stain. |
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"Open and Honest"
That almost looks like a really good title for a fiction book. |
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"Open and Honest" That almost looks like a really good title for a fiction book. ....about internet dating....because it's fiction....heh.... |
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"Terribly bored.Those descriptions are completely rediculous.I don't want to describe myself,TAKE A LOOK AT MY PHOTO AND YOU WILL GET AN IDEA BY YOURSELVES."
....and the profile pic shows the back of her head. Nicely played. |
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"looking for someone i get along with"
Quite the voyage you've set yourself on, good luck with that. |
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"Love to laugh"
Well I love to burn insects with a magnifying glass, but I don't go around gloating about it! |
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"I'm just a man...but I'm working on it!"
Working on what? Becoming a woman? Some things actually are better off put out there for the dating prospect... |
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"My friends say I am one of the most normal people they know."
Now THAT'S an endorsement.... |
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"I work as an industrial design contractor out of my home, accompanied by two cats."
Wow, I never knew cats could be trained to do that type of work. |
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"I am a recent graduate from TRU."
Toys R Us is not a real college. |
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"I am not looking for a 24/7 relationship but one that would be comfortable for both of us whatever that may be."
Thank goodness. When would I sleep? |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Sat 04/18/09 10:08 PM
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"i am 42 years old i have 2 adopted boys aged 6 and 9. I am looking for wonderful conversation and to see where it goes from there. Both of my boys are very special to me. My 9 year old suffers from Tourette's Syndrome"
I'm used to that. I think my last girlfriend had it. |
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"Here is the deal, I set up this account to contact a member who's mail settings would not allow me to email him due to distance... but he still won't communicate with me"
Just a wild guess, but perhaps it's not the distance after all... |
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"My last profile was 22 hours old when I decided I needed to change it....I wonder how long this one will last! "
Too long. |
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