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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"I know you're lying from the first word you speak"
What if I just gesture a lot? |
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"i am actually kinda surprised that my friend convinced me to create a profile on here"
No more surprised than I am for reading it with the sole intention of lampooning it. |
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"watchng movies and tv is fun most of the time."
Yeah, MOST of the time. But then Flavor of Love comes on. |
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"I've learned to appreciate the experience of life and not just judge success based on the outcomes."
Oh no... not based on the outcomes. It should be based on the number of times we pass 'go'. |
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"What makes me unique is that I am very patient and caring."
Well... as unique as about 1/4 of all the profiles I've read. |
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"1. I will tell you later if you really want to know.
2. I will tell you later if you really want to know. 3. I will tell you later if you really want to know. 4. I will tell you later if you really want to know. " So I should come back later then? |
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"I kno hella broads be sayin they one of a kind or they real so i aint guna go there i kno wat i am, n its up to you to find out. "
My spell checker AND my anti-virus software flagged this one. |
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"I like the soft side of life aswell as the tougher side"
If you don't take the heels it's soft on both sides. |
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"I enjoy camping and fishing and I can bait my own hook, clean my own fish and cook once I'm done!"
Let me know when dinner is ready. |
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"I am laid back and easy going person. "
I think there must be a template. |
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"How do you talk about yourself without sounding conceited or boring?"
I'm already too bored to see if you're conceited. |
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"Love to tear things apart and put them back together, sometimes unsuccessfully"
Uhmm... yeah...Are there any other mechanics available? |
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"I am a girl. I live with a cat. Sometimes I wear sneakers. These are things I know for sure.
My perfect match likes cats. And girls in sneakers." I actually just posted this one because I really liked it. |
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"I believe in balance not looking for a Prince on a white horse just a good guy."
I'm still confused about the horse. Requirement? Not a requirement? |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Tue 07/07/09 10:51 PM
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"My friends would tell you that I am a patient, kind and caring person."
When I see this line in a profile I always want to ask what their enemies would tell me. |
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"HYGENE IS THE MOCST IMPORTANT QUALITY THAN THE REST JUST FOLLOWS "
So if I have fresh breath it doesn't matter if I have a job? Sweet. |
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"I am laid back,easy going"
See? |
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"I love to do work with veterians, because I am one."
I don't know whether to salute you or bring you my Dachshund. |
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"Unfortunately, to be able to review the site, I must entire a given number of lines in my "description" piece to be able to get any further in this site. I apologize if you spent the time to read this. Hope your life is good!"
My life was fine. Until I read this. Now I'm mourning the 20 seconds I lost reading your profile. |
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"Roasting marshmellos and hooking a worm is cool."
Let's just assume it's cool... but how does it happen? |
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