"im a very atractive young woman smart ,interligent,independence,hard working."

I refuse to get involved with anyone who isn't interligent.

"if u dont have a body o well just come chat wit me"


Have you got a Ouija board?

"I like meetin new people,walkin on the breach"


You rarely see anyone screw up THAT particular cliche....

"i wanna surprise you with sumting u would never forget"

An armadillo?

"iam brown skin soild like to sing and danace of the godand my eyes your black and to read ilike childern2 girl and a boy like have sex ilke to eati love cooked ilove clen and wash and a bake chef"


This is why Al Gore invented Ibuprofen.

"I dont to be mad if you did someting to I will not row."

Well, then I guess the boat is just going to sit right where it is.

"i love the out door, love to go fishing, (i cant swing)"


That's OK, it's rarely needed in fishing anyway.

"I hate immature individuals and men who cant hold a good conversation.and all so looking for an horniest man some one that i can trust."


Well, good luck with that.

"i like a man with a nice nose"


Sure, that's really important....

Do you think that was a typo? What kind of coincidence would it have to be to accidentally put in TWO wrong/right letters?

"Ask me what you would like to know. "

I would like to know why you won't fill out your profile.

"Looking for someone interested in meeting from time to time to share some special moments."

Didn't that used to be called a 'Booty Call'?

"I like guys that are nice"

Nice guy threads are on the hour every hour.

"If I were born in 1840, I would have been a pioneer not a socialite, although I may have returned to the wild urbanity of St Louis frequently. Turn of the century, I would have been a smoking suffragette - not a laudanum melancholia case. The Twenties - a flapper no doubt, temperance has never been my inclination. Rosie the Riveter. All that great history and I had this misfortune to come of age in the era of junkbonds and under the shadow the resurgence of hairspray and cocaine."

But are you easy going?

"Hi! I live in the country with a cute little dog and about 7 of the best laying chickens ever."

Are your chickens single?

"my life revolves around me.im very stuck on myself, you dont like me bite me and go else ware."

I'm sure that underneath that gritty sandpaper exterior lies a heart of bitterness and hate.

"iam brown skin soild




do you suppose she was brown skin before the soiling?

"the first date has to be fun or I wont call you back. "

That's fine. I was planning on stalking you anyhow.

sounds like a promise of a first date to me....

" I am looking for a marriage with kids."

An aspiring polygamist pedophile?