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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"I have a great sense of humor and you will always like to be in my company."
Unless your company pays outrageously well, I find that statement a bit presumptuous. |
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"Description is for me like advertising myself so I will not do that. As yet I prefer to be tabula rasa."
Oh, so THAT'S how you say "boring person" in Latin. |
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"I'm an optimist, a nice girl with great sence of humour. I like travells, good music, dance, theatre and sport - especially volleyball and basketball. I'm an English teacher."
Yeah, that makes a lot of "sence." |
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"I love life. and I want to meet Somebody"
Wow -- WAY too much information.... |
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"so im tall slim and good-looking girl-at least have no probs with guys but want 2 try something different than meeting drunk guys in a pubs"
Yeah, at least drunk guys on line can't throw up on you. |
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I'd like you to take a look at mine. I don't mind you posting anything you find funny and will probably laugh harder than anyone else at my mistake before going and changing it. Please... take a look at mine and find my brainfarts. You were a brave, brave woman...asking what the rest of us didn't dare! Your reward was a stunning review! Congrats! 
Well, her profile is one of the best I've ever seen, and I believe in giving credit where it's due.... Above and beyond that -- anybody who's gutsy enough to come in HERE and ask for a profile rating -- well, that takes some Major Stones -- Major Stones -- I served under him in the war.... (Galendgirl salutes smartly!) |
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"blonde, fun, sexy, looking for some fun, abcdefghijklmonpqrstuvwxyz"
You know, you're only contributing to that horrible stereotype when you do that stuff. |
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"One live long marriage is the only real road to happines nd success."
I think you want the masochism site down the hall there. |
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"Thank you for stepping by."
It's OK, I would hate for my shoes to land on your fingers. |
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"crazy need not apply lol"
Well, that eliminates about half the online dating community. |
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"I also compose music myself"
As opposed to....? |
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"blonde, fun, sexy, looking for some fun, abcdefghijklmonpqrstuvwxyz" You know, you're only contributing to that horrible stereotype when you do that stuff. ...and THAT is why I have my hairdresser put brown "lowlights" into my hair... Seriously, since I did that last fall to tone down the blonde (which turns the color of STRAW in the sun and looks totally fake when it's actually natural) people really do seem to take me more seriously and my brain hasn't changed one bit! Weird - but a smart girl does what it takes. |
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"Looking For A Chemical Reaction"
Mix potassium chlorate and Gummy Bears. |
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"WHY JUST TOUCH THE SKY, WHEN YOU CAN RULE IT"
It's not like you can get it to do anything for you. |
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"I'm Bored...I Want Someone to Unbore Me"
You seem pretty good at making up your own words, create a friend in your head and go from there. |
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"Want to meet a $32 mil lottery winner??"
Way to sell yourself there, I'm sure they are jumping at the door now... |
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"Just not right now, ok."
OK, maybe during the commercial. |
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"Can life even get any better?"
Well, that is what dreams were made for... |
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"life is short, be honest, share everythi"
Really should stay within the available letters for the introduction... |
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"FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN with shopping, restaurant.;)maybe ocean and parties...Clubbig ;)Funnnn with older man, young boys are sucks."
In some parts of the world, the frontal lobotomy is considered a rite of passage.... |
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