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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"So I created a profile earlier today and it was somehow deleted."
Maybe you should have taken the hint. |
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"No one messes with my friends without messing with me, I would take a bullet for them any day"
Your friends called and suggested Tuesday. |
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"I'm here for the same resons you are. "
So are we going to have to fight over the resons? Or do you just want to split them 50/50. |
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"My hobbies are my kids there my world but i also love to draw, Paint, and white poems"
And racism rears its ugly head once again. |
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" have one son .17 yrs old"
Traditionally, less than a year old, we measure it in months, but thanks for making me get a calculator. |
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" have one son .17 yrs old" Traditionally, less than a year old, we measure it in months, but thanks for making me get a calculator. Those metric years are always hard to figure out. |
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"I LOVE TALL MEN! HE CAN B A LITTLE GHETTO. HE HAS 2 HAVE HIS OWN & CAN HOLD IT DOWN!! "
His own what? Hot air balloon? Leprechaun? |
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"Most amazing person ever seeks same"
I'm a little fuzzy on my logic, but I think you could only be looking for you. |
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"I sincerely beliee that eery person has his own other half in life. You just hae to find them to make your life exciting and full of adenture."
But first, you need to fix your "v" key.... |
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"Hmm, where to start... I'm a single mother to two beautiful little girls... I have a two year old and a 10 month old, and currently pregnant with my third and last little girl"
Personally I'd have started someplace else.... |
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"Most amazing person ever seeks same" I'm a little fuzzy on my logic, but I think you could only be looking for you. 
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"i know something you dont...."
And I really don't care. |
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"looking for white male who is loveable and will do anything to please the one your with "
I plotted this out 3 different ways but each one is some sort of crazy love triangle |
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"i will like football and table tennis."
Starting when? |
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"i choose this site because it offers a no hassel approach to finding a date, no credit card,no problem, it's so hard finding sites that don't ask for a credit card, i for 1 would never put my credit card information on the internet for no reason!"
Now THAT'S what I call a profile! |
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"A sense of humor is key in any relationship or friendship along with thrust."
Well, you have to compensate for the drag somehow. |
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Edited by
Haley1243
on
Sat 04/18/09 11:13 PM
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Just a little bord thought i would say hello to some old friend on here! you know me if you talk to me before! I dont have to put a pic up if you dont remember me then i guess we wont talk!
The part I love...This is my ex's new girls page:) |
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"i can write whatever i want? wow ! i guess i can sum myself up in one word-Unique.wanna know just how unique just send me a message and ask."
Ironically, you claim to be unique while writing essentially the same profile as 12.5 million other people. |
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Oh sh!t! My gut is busting. And the worst(best?) of it is, this stuff is all true. You guys have hit on a gold mine of comedy material here. I will check back to read some more later.
Honestly, my stomach hurts. |
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"where are the the decent faithfull men"
You must have missed the multitude of 'nice guys finish last' papers/books/movies/stories/web blogs/reports/news archives/etc/etc...etc...etc...etc... |
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