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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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Oh sh!t! My gut is busting. And the worst(best?) of it is, this stuff is all true. You guys have hit on a gold mine of comedy material here. I will check back to read some more later. Honestly, my stomach hurts. Jimmy is right... This should be a coffee table book. |
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Would someone please explain this profile headline to me?? " I am introverted, except when i'm, and extroverted " Say wha... ?? |
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Would someone please explain this profile headline to me?? " I am introverted, except when i'm, and extroverted " Say wha... ?? I ran this through the engima machine and oddly it reads "Laid back, easy going, my kids and family come first" |
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Would someone please explain this profile headline to me?? I ran this through the engima machine and oddly it reads "Laid back, easy going, my kids and family come first" " I am introverted, except when i'm, and extroverted " Say wha... ??   I think it messed up the last part - doesn't that translate to "I can go from jeans and a t-shirt to a little black dress" |
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Would someone please explain this profile headline to me?? I ran this through the engima machine and oddly it reads "Laid back, easy going, my kids and family come first" " I am introverted, except when i'm, and extroverted " Say wha... ?? I think it messed up the last part - doesn't that translate to "I can go from jeans and a t-shirt to a little black dress" I checked this against the Hieroglyphics Registry in Cairo, and they say it means "I like to go out or stay in." |
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Would someone please explain this profile headline to me?? I ran this through the engima machine and oddly it reads "Laid back, easy going, my kids and family come first" " I am introverted, except when i'm, and extroverted " Say wha... ?? I think it messed up the last part - doesn't that translate to "I can go from jeans and a t-shirt to a little black dress" I checked this against the Hieroglyphics Registry in Cairo, and they say it means "I like to go out or stay in." Could it be? I think we've found the Rosetta Stone of online dating! |
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Would someone please explain this profile headline to me?? I ran this through the engima machine and oddly it reads "Laid back, easy going, my kids and family come first" " I am introverted, except when i'm, and extroverted " Say wha... ?? I think it messed up the last part - doesn't that translate to "I can go from jeans and a t-shirt to a little black dress" I checked this against the Hieroglyphics Registry in Cairo, and they say it means "I like to go out or stay in." Could it be? I think we've found the Rosetta Stone of online dating! Rosetta Stone? I read her profile, too -- it said "I don't know what to write here," but it was in some kind of code. |
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Hey I know that dame! ... and I can't understand a word she says |
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"i am a young lady who enjoys meeting people of same or different interest."
Well, that narrows it down nicely. |
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"Are you there Neptune?"
Most of the Roman gods are on another site. |
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"Need I put my tail on ground for u to be found?"
If you have a tail, we have more serious issues to address. |
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"an angel in disky, am i."
I hope it's a CD-RW, at the very least. |
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"adventurous, yes, kind, caring, smart, inteligent, cute, hey....hey...hey...y should i go their"
I wish you would have asked yourself that question a few minutes ago.... |
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"Im looking for a gut that can be honet and true"
Have some donuts. |
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"I am looking for someone who can make me laugh, and who knows his way in the bedroom."
It's right through that door at the end of the hall. |
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"Must live and breathe horses."
I don't think horses are made of oxygen. |
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"im 5 ft 11! im skinny! i have 0 sisters and 5 brothers they are anoying!"
Well, the sisters can't be all THAT annoying.... |
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"Hi all you great, authentic men out there. Yes I'm talking to you."
No you're not. I'm not so great, and only marginally authentic at best. |
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"just talk tell me what you don't like"
Pimento loaf. |
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"HONEST & FUN NOTHING TO SAY YET-NOTHING TO SAY YET-NOTHING TO SAY YET-NOTHING TO SAY YET-NOTHING TO SAY YET-NOTHING TO SAY YET-NOTHING TO SAY YET-NOTHING TO SAY YET"
....works on so many levels.... |
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