More research will need to be collected on the subject...

...Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.

I've experiments to run... Research to be done...

...Aperture Science would like to remind you that testing is still underway...

...but afterward, there will be cake...

The Rubik's Cube? Indeed, then it and my Weighted Companion Cube started dating...

...Everyone's together but me...

Oh well, at least there is still cake.

I've heard a lot of people comment on this phenomenon and although I have never been in an actual relationship, I have come up with a theory...

...It is belief that people in a relationship have a level of self-confidence that single people usually lack and it is that confidence that is attractive.

...Pleas keep in mind I only have observations to work with and this theory has yet to be tested in the field.

It's been a while, but I've come back to the Mingle Boards, I've missed you guys...

...Now the Experiments will continue!

Greetings ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages!

The Fox has Landed!

What?! Now what will I drink in the morning?

I recently inherited $1080 and I don't know what to do with it.

To simplify: the Difference between Girls and Women?

Maturity. Simply put, Women just grew up a bit from the children they used to be.

Ok, I'm Romantic an Honorable

who's next?

What do you have in mind, babe?

I read the title of this topic and I thought you were pitching a new Late-night Talkshow.

Stay tuned for "Emo Tonight" ...Or I'll cut myself...

...wow, Even I thought that was in bad taste...

EXTREME HELLO!

...Is it any wonder why I'm single?

Don't look at me... I just want my one Phone Call!

I felt the need to share this, not sure why. This is a little something I wrote recently to my one true love. The odd thing is, I've never met "My Vixen" before and in a sense I wrote this to nobody. Oh well, maybe someday I'll show this letter to her and we may laugh about how much of a dork I am... What do you think?

My Dearest Vixen,

My heart aches in your absence and I long for the day save each other from our soul-crushing loneliness. I mourn everyday we are apart. I need you, the missing half of my shattered life. You are who I think about every night as I go to sleep and every morning when I wake up. I dream of you,my perfect woman, my one and only, my soulmate, and my dearest friend. You are what gives me purpose in life and gives my life meaning. My name, Joshua, means "savior", but it will be you who saves me on that glorious day we finally find each other. You will one day save the savior and I thank you for that, My love. May I be everything you need and deserve in a mate...

I look forward to the day we meet, my beloved.
- Josh "The Fox" Mills -

I'll retire right where I am, it'll be like how I'm living now, only without working... but I'm unemployed right now...

...It'll be like how I'm living now.

Hello, Morning, and Salutations to you all.

...and an extra hello to the ladies.

Odd, they still seem to be alive and well where I live. Probably a good thing because I work out to the Fitness based infomercials...

...I don't have a problem!

The sad thing about that idea is "Joe The Plumber" actually sounds like a character in a porno movie...

A Fox, of course!

As if there was any doubt.