The most recent crazy Dream I can remember lasted 3 seconds or at least 3 dream seconds.

It starred Doctor Who Holding a banana and Screaming up to the sky, "Noooooo!"

Then I woke up...

You look malnourished, might you be suffering from internal parasites?

...And so I'm back, from outer space.

I just walked in to find you here with that same look upon your face.

...Hello all...

Yawn... I'm a tired Foxy...

This might be a universal egocentric stance and not specific to a gender.

...but what do I know?

Hello, how's every little thing?

Neither, giant quaffed Conan rules them all!

...Man, can't wait for him to take over the tonight show.

It's a LOLcat, Run!

Morning Ladies and Gents, America's favorite swinging Bachelor fox here. Pardon the dated 1950's lingo...

Hello party people.

Everyone's favorite Swinging Bachelor Fox here!

Perhaps, but some lie more than others. Usually the people who REALLY try to be honest will only lie on accident while not thinking about it.

I've tried to be honest, some people like that, some people don't, but it's who I try to be. I have some obviously fake pictures on my profile, but I also tell people which one is the real picture of me.

As for lying on your profile, that's a major no-no. If it is actually a joke, please tell people that by the end of the profile as not to deceive the reader like some kind of jerk.

I guess that's all I want to say for THIS rant.

Not to sound rude, but unless I REALLY know the person, I always pick Maybe. It's not an insult to me, I would like to know the person more, but would rather not take a risk before I did.

This is not to be confused with a Friend list invitation, which I would say yes to.

None of the ladies have suggested a oiled-up shirtless Wrestling match between their guys I see...

An interesting quandary... I would either go for more picky testing or have them bare-knuckle box each other, although the second choice would mostly be for my own cheap amusement.

No seriously, I would go for the girl I think I could live with happier and which one would be happiest with me. As for telling the other, I would have to be honest and explain the whole situation, if I did my job right, they would've already known about the other potential partner already.

Dated a lot of Spies, have you? "Trust No One" Is a classic number-one rule for any experienced Spy.

I have nothing else to contribute to this topic but snarky comments since I've never had a relationship... not really... I've gotten close a few times though.

Hello all

She is. When they introduce Portal 2 at E3 using the GlaDos Voice, I'd say she'd be in it.

(The End Theme Song to the Game "Portal" As sung by our favorite psychotic testing super-computer GlaDos.)

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE

The Aperture Science Enrichment Center would like to remind you to not attempt to date a Weighted Companion Cube, as a Weighted Companion Cube does not romance. If a Weighted Companion Cube does romance, the Aperture Science Enrichment Center would advise you to disregard it's advances.