Work? This is God's work, Momma. It's a blessing.

Here's what you do:

1) Call in sick to work.
2) Teach him to make snow Angels in the morning.
3) Teach him how to make Hot Chocolate for Mommy during lunch.
4) Teach him to build a snow man that looks like Brad Pitt in the afternoon.
5) Have Daddy teach him to write his name in the snow in the evening.

And find JOY in the moment.

But what the heck do I know?

Bry

I don't want to feel like a Porcupine in a Balloon Factory. LOL

Bry

It's because you a** tat is showing. Turn and look . . . no keep turning. Just Kiddin . . . LOL

Guess what . . . you are normal. Me too. I get depressed, sensitive, insecure . . .

So I follow simple rules:

1) Thank God each morning I am alive
2) Be gratefule for the things I do have and don't worry or envy over what I don't
3) Go to bed thankful for the good things I have done

You're gonna be fine.

But what the heck do I know?

Bry

. . . who says Never!

Bry

Giving / service work is it's own reward.

Krimsa . . . where did that work exactly? Prison.

JK LOL

It is if it's a Top Hat!!!

Neener, neener, neener.

Bry

"If women ruled the world . . ."

What do you mean IF?

Neener, neener, neener.

Bry

To a girl at a party: I wanted to hit on you in (first year college) math class.

her: You should have, I would have f*cked you.

(We were both unattached)

The rest as they say . . . is history . . . fun, but not a keeper.

Bry

I can only speak for myself. I haven't cheated since I kissed a girl on vacation while my girlfriend was in Hawaii. I was 16. It sucked.

I have been cheated on. I don't cheat. I value my self-respect too much . . . so much, in fact, that if you cheat on me there won't be any drama but we are through. No second chances.

I don't know if the OP is simply citing the reference by Neumann or endorsing it. It seems to me that there are as many opinions as "qualified" authors. I like what Dr. Drew Pinksi says: Men cheat because they can, women cheat because they aren't getting emotional fulfillment, but these are generalities at best. Each person is unique.

My free, unsolicited advice: don't cheat . . . but fantasize like a pervert and masturbate like a crazed monkey.

LOL

Bry

Despite all of the other indications, the fact that you lust for the woman means that you may not, in fact, be the gay best friend.

Start with a new woman with this thought in mind:

Hair dressing - NO!
Hair pulling - YES!

Good luck.

Bry

J/K LOL

Despite all of the other indications, the fact that you lust for the woman means that you may not, in fact, be the gay best friend.

Start with a new woman with this thought in mind:

Hair dressing - NO!
Hair pulling - YES!

Good luck.

Bry

J/K LOL

I used to hang my car keys on my ex's nipples. How can I make my own nipples more utilitarian?

Neener, neener, neener.

<<<<< Nutz!

Oh, yeah . . . I want to share my bank account with more than one woman. LOL

I have already been Marinated, but now I'm divorced, tenderized, and ready for some spices and heat. Maybe these matchmakers will hook me up with a fine filet so we can be a hot dish of surf 'n turf?

Hmmm . . . suddenly I'm hungry.

Bry

<<<<< Meet New Meat

Hi

Don't DO each other . . . more than once or twice.

Neener, neener, neener.

Bry

Yes, but after flashback sex it doesn't take long to remember why we broke up.

There's more to is than you think.

All women cry during break-up sex . . . does it make me a loser if I know that?

When the right chemistry is there, neither of you will be asking anyone else anything. So if you have to ask . . .

If he calls you again ask him plainly if he is calling to ask you out. If not, he is just killing time and keeping you as a fall back.

Good luck.

Bry