Then I helped my parents move to a retirement home north of SB and got stuck until August looking for work, but I never got to meet TLC or Klassy.

In May I stopped in Chicago and then in Castle Rock, CO where I wish I had met Julie, but dang it!! Next time I see my cousin I will meet you, Julie.

A LOT?????

Last year I started in CA and by February I was living in NY



Met Margie - very cool - just bought a Harley - just friends.

According to some women on this site I am a half-decent guy.

I have been in Dallas for six months spending most of my time with my kids.

I am ready for a cool, low-pressure date. There is so much to offer here and in Ft. Worth.

My profile pretty much tells it like it is.

If I look interesting please let me know. I am kinda smart so I like confident, smart, educated, self-defined women, but I will kindly respond to anyone who takes the time to read my profile and e-mail me.



I don't feel dirty, but I do feel like a guy on the second-hand bachelor auction stage.

<<< Deserves to go on a friend-date with a good woman.

Bry

Ok, so I am a parent with kids . . . but I am also a 6'3" 300 Pound 44 year-old kid with a parent, specifically a Mom that Rocks.

So, I am in a hotel in Houston on a client assignment that has extended by one extra day. The client is paying Mucho Pe$o$, but I have to float my own expenses until they cut me a check tomorrow.
The client extends a day and (DING) I am in the red on the hotel reservation . . . who saves my butt from California without a whine, complaint, or admonition.
You got it. My Mom.
She ROCKS!!!

I hope that I will always be there for my kids like that.

<<< Giant Idget uses his frequent flier miles so Mom can visit her family in Germany (What am I gonna do? Go to Vegas?)
Bry

I paid for that bratwurst for a reason (wrings fingers).

Bry

I bring



Bry

AW + AW = Oh, Crap . . . Here comes the Bry Parade!!!



Wooo Woooo

I am Wonderful



And I bet you're Wondering about me know

Neener, neener, neener

Bry

Thanks folks, I'll try a few PhotoPhuqueIt formats to see which one puts the AW on the screen. Next task . . . emoticons . . . you know, because my posts don't make you nauseous enough by themselves.

Bry

Greetings,

I have been here for a while . . . you know, LURKING, but my friend PHUQUE has decided to drag me out into the open . . . blowing my cover, so to speak (nyuck, nyuck).

I hang on another site where I know how to:

1) Post Pictures from Photobucket
2) Add music to my profile from Playlist
3) Post videos from YouTube

Who can post some tech tricks in here for NOOBs?

TIA,

Bry

Um, I'm new meat . . . kind of . . .

Who's gonna show me how to post pics in this dang site.

Heck I already got Minglested this last weekend thanks to you OP.

Hi to everyone who was there and thank K for hosting.

So, I need basics:
Posting Pics
Posting YouTube Videos
Adding Music - like playlist
Using Emoticons

C'mon - I'm originally from CA and totally Multi-Media (but straight).

Bry ;)

She picked me up in a limousine . . . had me drive while she got in the back with the chauffuer . . . and had the balls to put up the window. I left them parked on the train tracks.

Neener, neener, neener.

Bry

Wife beater, sweat pants, and flip flops. Gotta love the real me.

If baby oranges are green, should they still be called oranges?

Is it really better to have a bottle in front of me rather than a frontal labotomy?

Waer a Burkha . . . noone will know what race you are.

Just Kiddin

Neener, neener, neener

Bry

Have your tongue removed. JK LOL

Everytime I see a Dandylion I think of you . . . blowing.

Neener, neener, neener.

Bry

Washing my own feet.

Hmm. . . .

You are young and that give you a few points for plus or minus depending on your decisions.

Your picture implies playfulness so that's a plus.

You are compassionate (yes, I even read your profile . . . put some more in it) and love animals, which means you have the capacity to love men, too. A definite plus.

And you are an attractive woman.

You're headed north of 8.

Have a great life.

Bry